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  1. #1
    In 2004, at the peak of their hottness




    On tech (pupils)





    I remember this Got Milk poster in my grade school gym/lunchroom. Apparently they were supposed to pull it after Mary Kate went to rehab. I remember not appreciating their midlines back then. Now that I think about it, that is a pretty racy ad to run in elementary schools, but since I still remember it, I think it was for my overall betterment.

    thank you olsen twins

    Also,

    They may not look so jovily youthful anymore, but you have to admit they have serious talent in the fashion industry. Their wardrobes are flawless.
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  2. #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya not so hot now.
  3. #3
    They would make FANTASTIC elves for a set. I'm not even joking, the next Tolkien-esque movie should seriously cast them. She might have a small braid in that picture actually, I can't tell.
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Redpillers are right about "the wall" I guess.
  5. #5
    they remind me of bob tagget or something like that.
  6. #6
    They look lonely, like they know they didn't age the greatest and feel slightly ashamed of it.

    Is all for the better.

    To get out of the limelight and get to focus on one's career.
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    not in the least bit sexually attractive.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by infinityshock not in the least bit sexually attractive.

    I have a hard time seeing them that way too.

    Not because I don't think they weren't back then, but they're too well dressed, and not dressed like sluts.

    See, if you asked me for an example of "fashionable", I'd probably direct you to some pictures of these two. How they dress is incredibly fitting to who they are, in each stage of their lives.

    They dressed as the quintessential little girls, the quintessential young ladies, and now the quintessential women of a certain age, and a lot of what they wear is classic in the sense that looked as good 10 years ago as it does now. That's hard to pull off.
  9. #9
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I wonder if they ever masturbated together when they were kids. In my mind they did. They did it a lot and experimented lots of stuff while they explored their bodies. They developed many depraved fetishes and made them a reality together. Oh my God those two are fucked up. They literally do everything I want them to do in my mind. This is awesome. You should try it.
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  10. #10
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    One of them is super submissive while the other one is a sadistic fuck.
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    Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I wonder if they ever masturbated together when they were kids. In my mind they did. They did it a lot and experimented lots of stuff while they explored their bodies. They developed many depraved fetishes and made them a reality together. Oh my God those two are fucked up. They literally do everything I want them to do in my mind. This is awesome. You should try it.

    Think they ever shared a double ended dilly?
  12. #12
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    they should be fed more. they spend their money so much at the mall they forget to eat them cinibuns. eat some of them and maybe they would be a little bit more attractive
  13. #13
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sevn Think they ever shared a double ended dilly?

    They just did my friend.
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  14. #14
    Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    Originally posted by RisiR † They just did my friend.

    How much to lick it clean?
  15. #15
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sevn How much to lick it clean?

    His cum filled butthole? I'm sure he will discount it for you.
  16. #16
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Sevn Think they ever shared a double ended dilly?

  17. #17
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Oh wow, I didn't expect that. Totse2k just entered the room when Mary Kate held the double dildo in her hand and humiliated Ashley while she licked it clean. He rambled some dumb shit about Jeff Hunter right before he was smacked in his fuckface by the dildo. It broke his nose and he fell to his knees, holding his hands over his face. Ashley gets up and they now stand over him. "Fucking nigger" bam! Mary Kate kicks him in the head. He's cowering in the fetal position and the twins break out in laughter. Another kick to his ribs. "You like spying on us, huh? Dirty old man". Ashley pulls his pants down and spreads his buttcheeks. Totse is crying. "I hope your crusty old boipussy is lubed up or this is gonna hurt". She rams the dildo in his asshole and forces almost the entire thing in his anus.

    Wow, I could write an entire book about Hasbarat getting abused by the teen twins.
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  18. #18
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by RisiR † Oh wow, I didn't expect that. Totse2k just entered the room when Mary Kate held the double dildo in her hand and humiliated Ashley while she licked it clean. He rambled some dumb shit about Jeff Hunter right before he was smacked in his fuckface by the dildo. It broke his nose and he fell to his knees, holding his hands over his face. Ashley gets up and they now stand over him. "Fucking nigger" bam! Mary Kate kicks him in the head. He's cowering in the fetal position and the twins break out in laughter. Another kick to his ribs. "You like spying on us, huh? Dirty old man". Ashley pulls his pants down and spreads his buttcheeks. Totse is crying. "I hope your crusty old boipussy is lubed up or this is gonna hurt". She rams the dildo in his asshole and forces almost the entire thing in his anus.

    Wow, I could write an entire book about Hasbarat getting abused by the teen twins.

    I enjoyed it so much unlike the big prison rape you will get from big black mother fuckers enjoying the raping of a Nazi like you. I hope you're government finds out about your illegal hate speech online and comes and fucks you with a splinter filled nightstick while afterwards you get raped by some Somalian refugees who just killed your family.
  19. #19
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its just such a travesty, such an injustice that i never got to bang these two while they were super hot. i mean what was the point of them existing for, if i never got to bang them anyway? they might as well have just not existed at all.



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  20. #20
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Damn. They're only two years older than me. I suddenly feel great about how well I've aged.
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