Attn: HTS

1. 2018-09-22 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But you can always do something reaaaally reaaally dangerous that'll probably kill you, like reverse rock climbing with no rope.
   
   The one unforgiveable sin is to deny God, but what if your answer is "I don't know, maybe he qanted me to believe in him he would have offered better evidence than a book and Just Have Faithlol".
   
   This is an unfortunate for people with psychotic features, as when I had a manic delusion after withdrawal, I titled my head back and thought God talked to me and told me to write a new book of the bible because I was a prophet.
   
   Let me like my own pos
2. 2018-09-22 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Well, all embryos start out female, so technically, in a sense you already do have femaile genital parts, its your dick, testicles, etc... so your good, you don't really have to do anything.
3. 2018-09-22 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #43
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   So what happens is there fallopian tube and vagina and then they sort of deteriorate and make pean?
4. 2018-09-22 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I dunno, im not a biologist, but think the ovaries become testicles.
5. 2018-09-22 at 11:46 PM UTC

   #45
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   So basically the female reproductive system cringes itself inside out into ball and dick.
6. 2018-09-22 at 11:47 PM UTC

   #46
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Clit grows and becomes dick. Ovaries hang out of your gut and become balls. Vagina becomes asshole.
7. 2018-09-22 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #47
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by RisiR † Clit grows and becomes dick. Ovaries hang out of your gut and become balls. Vagina becomes asshole.

   
   then how do girls have buttholes D:
   
   
8. 2018-09-22 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #48
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Why don't they pee out of their clits? This shit is fucked up.
9. 2018-09-22 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Man I really wish I could pee out of my clit. How much more conventient. I’d pee everywhere standing up trying to guide that little bastard into a straight line.
10. 2018-09-22 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #50
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I never got why girls can't piss standing. You don't have to piss for 12 yards to be able to stand while doing it.
11. 2018-09-22 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #51
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
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12. 2018-09-22 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It’s complicated and I don’t feel comfortable going into detail. But anatomy.
13. 2018-09-22 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #53
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Does nobody here care about the rules? God.
14. 2018-09-22 at 11:59 PM UTC

    #54
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RisiR † Does nobody here care about the rules? God.

    
    Sorry. Girl peeing at urinal.
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15. 2018-09-23 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #55
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by HTS I tend not to get bogged down by regrets in general. *shrug*

    
    What about later on?
16. 2018-09-23 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    As a guy you can always pee on someone before you kill yourself
17. 2018-09-23 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #57
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Someone please quote me the verse in the bible where it says a good Christian of any flavor can't enter heaven after they've suicided?

    
    but the bible never said anything about illegal immigration.
    
    maybe they can go in as illegals.
18. 2018-09-23 at 4:28 AM UTC

    #58
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I never got why girls can't piss standing. You don't have to piss for 12 yards to be able to stand while doing it.

    
    try pouring out of a kettle without a spout.
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19. 2018-09-23 at 4:48 AM UTC

    #59
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by mmQ Who's to say the will of God wasn't for one to take his or her own life? It's awfully convenient when anyone dies in any type of tragic accident, well 'oh I know I'm so sorry but God has a plan and that was part of the plan' essentially to say that yes, God intentionally caused the car accident that let your girl needlessly suffer in pain for 12 hours while she slowly died, because it's HIS PLAN. He knows. If that's the case, then a simple gunshot to the head shouldn't be outside the realm of possibility to fit into his great big plan.

    
    I've actually never thought of this. How DO those Christians know that suicide can't be part of God's plan? All sorts of other awful things sure manage to be.
20. 2018-09-23 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #60
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but the bible never said anything about illegal immigration.
    
    maybe they can go in as illegals.

    
    Jim Bob 69:420 "And God said America for Americans and gave the Alamo to the whites"