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1. 2018-09-23 at 6:02 AM UTC

   #61
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by Sophie Someone please quote me the verse in the bible where it says a good Christian of any flavor can't enter heaven after they've suicided?

   
   It's nowhere. Only in Catholic doctrine, which frequently deviates from the Bible. Christians can blow their brains out and still go to heaven if they're saved; it'd just be a sinful way to go.
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ The Bible says there is only ONE unforgivable sin which is blasphemy of the holy spirit, which of course is ambiguous as fuck.

   
   That refers to religious leaders of the time who saw the works Jesus and knew he was God, but chose to openly declare otherwise.
2. 2018-09-23 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #62
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny try pouring out of a kettle without a spout.

   
   you mean a Skillet? :|
3. 2018-09-23 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #63
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse3.com you mean a Skillet? :|

   
   im going to snipp your spout off
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • stare rape
4. 2018-09-23 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
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   Originally posted by NARCassist you should prolly watch this
   
   

   
   Are banjos and all the establishing shots of churches and small towns and deserts really how Russians see the US?
   
5. 2018-09-23 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #65
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga
   Doctors maken dat money!
   
   they get paid to insert chips into people by cia black-op money
   
   and they also get money for endorsement of products (Pill industry-Big Pharma)
   
   did you really think they went to medical school to do work for nothing? only Doctor without Border doctors usually care.. or they just do this because humanitarian is a requirement before making dat money
6. 2018-09-24 at 1:30 PM UTC

   #66
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   Man I wish I was in that urinal right now.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-09-24 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #67
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by D4NG0 It's nowhere. Only in Catholic doctrine, which frequently deviates from the Bible. Christians can blow their brains out and still go to heaven if they're saved; it'd just be a sinful way to go.
   
   
   
   That refers to religious leaders of the time who saw the works Jesus and knew he was God, but chose to openly declare otherwise.

   
   Your answer relies heavily on there being more than one god and religion. I would have thought it would boil down to who's right.
   
   
   
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8. 2018-09-24 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Why not have a peen and a vag?
   
   Hedge your bets 👍🏻
9. 2018-09-24 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #69
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by NARCassist Man I wish I was in that urinal right now.
   
   
   
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   But then you'd get all the male piss all over your head
10. 2018-09-24 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #70
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by stare rape But then you'd get all the male piss all over your head

    
    Well I'm not gonna stay there afterward am l?
    
    Fucking hell, lol.
    
    
    
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11. 2018-09-24 at 4:10 PM UTC

    #71
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by NARCassist Well I'm not gonna stay there afterward am l?
    
    Fucking hell, lol.
    
    
    
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    But what about all the people that pissed in it before her?
12. 2018-09-24 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #72
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    How you gonna get out?
13. 2018-09-24 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #73
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by stare rape But then you'd get all the male piss all over your head

    
    he doesnt discriminate.
14. 2018-09-24 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #74
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stare rape But what about all the people that pissed in it before her?

    
    It's ok, urine is sterile
15. 2018-09-24 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #75
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by stare rape But what about all the people that pissed in it before her?

    
    Like the fuck that's even entering into my fantasy. Fuck off trying to slip it in there and ruin it ya sly cunt.
    
    
    
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