Fat girl names

1. 2018-09-21 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Bertha
   Rhonda
   Ashley
   Lisa
   Shaniqua
2. 2018-09-21 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Melba
3. 2018-09-21 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #43
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Eggs 🍳
   
   
   
   
   Pancakes 🥞
   
4. 2018-09-21 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #44
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Archer513 Bertha
   Rhonda
   Ashley
   Lisa
   Shaniqua

   
   Yeah Bertha is a good one...that's like the parents telling the new born "you're going to be fat bitch"
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5. 2018-09-21 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Jessica
   Cindy
   Bethany
   Abby&Addy (ironically)
   
   
   

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Melanie (but not Melania).

   
   Melania is a pretty name. So is Lelani.
6. 2018-09-21 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #46
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Sounds a bit like Melanoma.
   
   Melanoma Melanie and her cancerous collection of mammary lumps.
7. 2018-09-21 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by DietPiano Jessica
   Cindy
   Bethany
   Abby&Addy (ironically)

   
   You are wrong about all these. Jessica is a generic white girl name and some white girls are fat but also some aren't.
   
   Cindy is a trashy old milf name. Every Cindy smokes cigarettes and wears too much makeup.
   
   Bethanys are the closest as many are overweight but this is not to be confused with Elizabeths who are not fat so make sure you know your Beth derivatives
   
   Abby is just a white whore name
8. 2018-09-21 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Paula
9. 2018-09-21 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Paula

   
   Paula is an overworked office drone with shoulder pads
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10. 2018-09-21 at 1:43 PM UTC

    #50
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Sudo Paula is an overworked office drone with shoulder pads

    
    That's also Susan and Kimberley.
11. 2018-09-21 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Missy
    
    Never met a non pig missy
12. 2018-09-21 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo You are wrong about all these. Jessica is a generic white girl name and some white girls are fat but also some aren't.
    
    Cindy is a trashy old milf name. Every Cindy smokes cigarettes and wears too much makeup.
    
    Bethanys are the closest as many are overweight but this is not to be confused with Elizabeths who are not fat so make sure you know your Beth derivatives
    
    Abby is just a white whore name

    
    The fattest girl I ever knew was CASSIDY. I only knew her from kidergarten to first grade, but she was the prodigous essence of FAT incarnate.
    
    She left and I was soooo sooooo happy, good to hear it!
    
    I had a dream where I wanted to hug her buttcheeks and I told my friend Alex. He was very confused
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13. 2018-09-21 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo Paula is an overworked office drone with shoulder pads

    
    Lol yes and she gossips too much and has food in her teeth and sweaty feet
    
    Or she’s one of those pleasantly plump grandmas that bakes cookies and giggles
14. 2018-09-21 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Every office has that one whiny bitch who always has a new ailment and lotsa drama in her life and tells everyone
    
    Thinks she has fibromyalgia or some bullshit...
15. 2018-09-21 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I should mention too that Sabrina is a huge fat girl name and the black versions of this (sereta, satroya or other names with an s prefix) will undoubtedly bear fat girls.
16. 2018-09-21 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Why did you fuck shaniqua tho?
17. 2018-09-21 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Why did you fuck shaniqua tho?

    
    Using the most stereotypical ham fisted black girl name as a punchline itself yuck yuck yuck you're a hilarious genius
18. 2018-09-21 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #58
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I should mention too that Sabrina is a huge fat girl name

    
    Not in Italy.
    
    
19. 2018-09-21 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Tess