2018-09-21 at 1:07 PM UTC
Bertha
Rhonda
Ashley
Lisa
Shaniqua
2018-09-21 at 1:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Archer513
Bertha
Rhonda
Ashley
Lisa
Shaniqua
Yeah Bertha is a good one...that's like the parents telling the new born "you're going to be fat bitch"
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2018-09-21 at 1:26 PM UTC
Sounds a bit like Melanoma.
Melanoma Melanie and her cancerous collection of mammary lumps.
2018-09-21 at 1:42 PM UTC
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by ohfralala
Paula
Paula is an overworked office drone with shoulder pads
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2018-09-21 at 1:45 PM UTC
Missy
Never met a non pig missy
2018-09-21 at 1:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
You are wrong about all these. Jessica is a generic white girl name and some white girls are fat but also some aren't.
Cindy is a trashy old milf name. Every Cindy smokes cigarettes and wears too much makeup.
Bethanys are the closest as many are overweight but this is not to be confused with Elizabeths who are not fat so make sure you know your Beth derivatives
Abby is just a white whore name
The fattest girl I ever knew was CASSIDY. I only knew her from kidergarten to first grade, but she was the prodigous essence of FAT incarnate.
She left and I was soooo sooooo happy, good to hear it!
I had a dream where I wanted to hug her buttcheeks and I told my friend Alex. He was very confused
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2018-09-21 at 1:59 PM UTC
Every office has that one whiny bitch who always has a new ailment and lotsa drama in her life and tells everyone
Thinks she has fibromyalgia or some bullshit...
2018-09-21 at 2:25 PM UTC
Sudo
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I should mention too that Sabrina is a huge fat girl name and the black versions of this (sereta, satroya or other names with an s prefix) will undoubtedly bear fat girls.
2018-09-21 at 2:27 PM UTC
Why did you fuck shaniqua tho?