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1. 2018-09-20 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I was thinking about you earlier while I squeezed my hemorrhoids. Glad to have you back.
   
   With Love,
   
   Zanick
2. 2018-09-20 at 5:41 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I think something is wrong with my stationary.
3. 2018-09-20 at 5:58 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   did you get haemorrhoid milk on it?
4. 2018-09-20 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   No, I respect its right to be. There will be no treatment of my hemorrhoids.
5. 2018-09-20 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #5
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   are they from anal invasions?
6. 2018-09-20 at 5:06 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   No, if my hemorrhoids are to be believed, they come from stress.
7. 2018-09-20 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #7
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   what chu stressin bout Nigga
8. 2018-09-20 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #8
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by POLECAT what chu stressin bout Nigga

   
   Yeah...what could you possibly be stressed about? You live a life of luxury!
9. 2018-09-20 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I have taken several new responsibilities upon myself, but I don't exactly have a plan for how to handle them because I never thought I would make it this far. So far, it seems to be going well, hemorrhoids aside.
10. 2018-09-20 at 5:21 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Zanick I think something is wrong with my stationary.

    
    I chose to Google stationary to make sure that you applied it correctly in your sentence. You're a MOON PERSON... you don't use writing paper and envelopes anymore... only technology.
11. 2018-09-20 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #11
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Yeah…what could you possibly be stressed about? You live a life of luxury!

    
    Mom what do you look like? ur e- personality is so sexy and desirable that I fantasize about you anyway.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • tee hee hee
12. 2018-09-20 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #12
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Zanick I have taken several new responsibilities upon myself, but I don't exactly have a plan for how to handle them because I never thought I would make it this far. So far, it seems to be going well, hemorrhoids aside.

    
    That's a small price to pay for success. Agree/disagree?
13. 2018-09-20 at 5:23 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by WellHung I chose to Google stationary to make sure that you applied it correctly in your sentence. You're a MOON PERSON… you don't use writing paper and envelopes anymore… only technology.

    
    You needn't be so literal.
14. 2018-09-20 at 5:26 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee That's a small price to pay for success. Agree/disagree?

    
    I would agree. Hemorrhoids aren't my only obstacle, but they are the one I have the least control over. I have much to look forward to.
15. 2018-09-20 at 5:30 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do people generally get multiple hemorrhoids when they get them? I always hear it said as "I have hemorrhoids." Can't a person just get one? I still don't even really understand them. What do they feel like? Do they hurt? Can you do physical activities with them?
    
    Can I MAKE myself get one to experience it? I don't wanna have to get ass fucked, is there some easy way to self induce a HEMI?
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    • Grimace
16. 2018-09-20 at 5:37 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Use wet wipes and don’t push when you poo
    
    Just relax and let it happen...take your phone or a book and enjoy the experience 😊
17. 2018-09-20 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #17
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Also eat some fiber
18. 2018-09-20 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #18
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by POLECAT what chu stressin bout Nigga

    
    Clusters B's be bringin him down.
19. 2018-09-20 at 8:07 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Dig at your bloody asshole to harvest the precious butt blood.
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    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2018-09-20 at 9:03 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Zanick I have taken several new responsibilities upon myself, but I don't exactly have a plan for how to handle them because I never thought I would make it this far. So far, it seems to be going well, hemorrhoids aside.

    
    How can I become like you?