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  1. #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I was thinking about you earlier while I squeezed my hemorrhoids. Glad to have you back.

    With Love,

    Zanick
  2. #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I think something is wrong with my stationary.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    did you get haemorrhoid milk on it?
  4. #4
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    No, I respect its right to be. There will be no treatment of my hemorrhoids.
  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    are they from anal invasions?
  6. #6
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    No, if my hemorrhoids are to be believed, they come from stress.
  7. #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    what chu stressin bout Nigga
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by POLECAT what chu stressin bout Nigga

    Yeah...what could you possibly be stressed about? You live a life of luxury!
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I have taken several new responsibilities upon myself, but I don't exactly have a plan for how to handle them because I never thought I would make it this far. So far, it seems to be going well, hemorrhoids aside.
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick I think something is wrong with my stationary.

    I chose to Google stationary to make sure that you applied it correctly in your sentence. You're a MOON PERSON... you don't use writing paper and envelopes anymore... only technology.
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Yeah…what could you possibly be stressed about? You live a life of luxury!

    Mom what do you look like? ur e- personality is so sexy and desirable that I fantasize about you anyway.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Zanick I have taken several new responsibilities upon myself, but I don't exactly have a plan for how to handle them because I never thought I would make it this far. So far, it seems to be going well, hemorrhoids aside.

    That's a small price to pay for success. Agree/disagree?
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by WellHung I chose to Google stationary to make sure that you applied it correctly in your sentence. You're a MOON PERSON… you don't use writing paper and envelopes anymore… only technology.

    You needn't be so literal.
  14. #14
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee That's a small price to pay for success. Agree/disagree?

    I would agree. Hemorrhoids aren't my only obstacle, but they are the one I have the least control over. I have much to look forward to.
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do people generally get multiple hemorrhoids when they get them? I always hear it said as "I have hemorrhoids." Can't a person just get one? I still don't even really understand them. What do they feel like? Do they hurt? Can you do physical activities with them?

    Can I MAKE myself get one to experience it? I don't wanna have to get ass fucked, is there some easy way to self induce a HEMI?
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  16. #16
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Use wet wipes and don’t push when you poo

    Just relax and let it happen...take your phone or a book and enjoy the experience 😊
  17. #17
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Also eat some fiber
  18. #18
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by POLECAT what chu stressin bout Nigga

    Clusters B's be bringin him down.
  19. #19
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Dig at your bloody asshole to harvest the precious butt blood.
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  20. #20
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick I have taken several new responsibilities upon myself, but I don't exactly have a plan for how to handle them because I never thought I would make it this far. So far, it seems to be going well, hemorrhoids aside.

    How can I become like you?
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