History has been made today

1. 2016-07-02 at 11:57 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   For the first time ever Germany beat Italy in a football match when it mattered.
   
   I masturbated a thousand death's tonight. Ten years ago I was crying on the streets as they kicked us out of the tournament in our own Country. I have no voice right now and I'm exhausted. It went 120 minutes and then into the penalties. I masturbated a couple times.
   
   Forever a historic moment in German history.
2. 2016-07-03 at 4:14 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   silly bosnian...Germans don't play football
3. 2016-07-03 at 11:30 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   We have played it before your country existed so please shove a rugby egg up your pisshole and die.
4. 2016-07-03 at 12:28 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   as usual, youre delusional considering it wasn't invented until the 1800s, you gibbering mudslime pedophile worshiper
5. 2016-07-03 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That was when it was officially a sport with leagues and shit. We have played football for centuries before you threw a ball with your hands and called it football.
   
   I'm a Bears fan, too so I will paraphrase the late legend Buddy Ryan here,
   
   "Go fuck your mother, Infinityshit you fucking cock gobbler."
6. 2016-07-05 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games." -Ernest Hemingway
7. 2016-07-05 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Check dis out
   
   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HnTDuX-tMmk