Bert and Ernie confirmed NOT GAY by creator

1. 2018-09-19 at 6:36 PM UTC

   #21
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I made DaGuru cry and stop foruming.
2. 2018-09-19 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #22
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Tonto and the "Lone" Ranger.

   
   tonto was less than a man.
3. 2018-09-19 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Kung Fu and Grasshoppa.
4. 2018-09-19 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #24
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   fox mulder and alex krycheck.
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5. 2018-09-19 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #25
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Them puppets are gay everytime the creator sticks his hand in em. You feel me?
6. 2018-09-19 at 9:04 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I've never met a straight man that loved pigeons.
   
   I've also never met a gay man that loved pigeons.
   
   Bert asexual confirmed you're welcome
7. 2018-09-19 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #27
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mmQ I've never met a straight man that loved pigeons.
   
   I've also never met a gay man that loved pigeons.
   
   Bert asexual confirmed you're welcome

   
   
8. 2018-09-19 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Haha. Did you just happen to know that?
9. 2018-09-19 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #29
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Yea, I'm into fighting.
10. 2018-09-19 at 9:33 PM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder how many times Bert and Ernie ever fiste- er, fist fought each other.
11. 2018-09-22 at 9:08 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Gays need to spread their sexuality into everything like how they spread AIDS. Imagine being so one dimensional that the only defining characteristic of you is being gay. It is perfectly rational to not like gays and the word "homophobia" is a made-up term to guilt people into thinking their dislike of annoying and abhorrent faggots is irrational and thus the result of a dysfunctional mind.
    I'm going to go out and beat a homo within an inch of his life after making this post.
12. 2018-09-22 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #32
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Ernie is a cab driver.
    
    Burt is a cop and married.
    
    "It's A Wonderful Life".
    
    
    
    Violet Bick : Good afternoon, Mr. Bailey.
    
    George Bailey : Hello, Violet. Hey, you look good, that's some dress you got on there.
    
    Violet Bick : This old thing? Why, I only wear it when I don't care how I look.
    
    Ernie Bishop : How would you like to take...
    
    George Bailey : Yes?
    
    Ernie Bishop : [to Bert] Want to come along, Bert? We'll show you the town.
    
    Bert : No, thanks... I think I'll go home and see what the wife's doing.
    
    Ernie Bishop : Family man.
13. 2018-09-22 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #33
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Frank is an insecure homo. He uses the words human beings and people in his tweet while discussing muppets. Sigh.
    
    The puppets were gay.
    
    A lot of men are gay, or bi at least. Personally I think the world would be better if we all sucked more dick but whatever.
    
    I’ve never seen straight men legitimately ridiculed for having other male friends though.

    
    I guess you forgot about me n Ricky
14. 2018-09-22 at 11:38 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well that’s bc y’all are slightly homo. Also thank you for post stalking me for a change.
15. 2018-09-22 at 11:39 PM UTC

    #35
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    we havent even seen each others peens
16. 2018-09-22 at 11:41 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    BULLSHIT
    
    I’M CALLING PURE BULLSHIT
17. 2018-09-22 at 11:44 PM UTC

    #37
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its da trufe do,, we have a system,, who ever id gettin nekid is responsible to call out the occasion so we dont bump into each other
18. 2018-09-23 at 12:06 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh please. You’ve “bumped” into each other on some cold Vermont nights no doubt.
    
    Butthole bumping.
19. 2018-09-23 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #39
    

    HTS highlight reel
    So what you're saying is the creator of Bert and Ernie is a homophobe who can't accept that they're a gay couple.
20. 2018-09-23 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #40
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    STFU LALA!
    
    
    HTS post moobs ::smileyface::