Bert and Ernie confirmed NOT GAY by creator

1. 2018-09-19 at 1:48 AM UTC

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   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
   
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   • RisiR †
2. 2018-09-19 at 1:53 AM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
   Queers have to ruin everything
3. 2018-09-19 at 1:19 PM UTC

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   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
   Fucked up the embed.
   
   Anyway this matters, because nowadays the meme is that if you are friends with another man you're obviously gay. The hermeneutics of gay suspicion.
   
   That's an evil meme, and much to blame for the sense of anomie and isolation felt by males.
   
   Jiggabo Johnson might get off from Bowling Alone, but the average man wants friends and a support network without some jedi or their lolbertarian allies laughing at how gay they must all be.
4. 2018-09-19 at 2:12 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Omg. Muppets.
   
   These ppl should be in mental hospitals!!!
5. 2018-09-19 at 3:37 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   It's a children's show anyway, not everyone has to be a couple or implicitly bumming each other. It adds nothing of value to the media.
6. 2018-09-19 at 3:49 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   My world is now safe and sound once again.
7. 2018-09-19 at 3:54 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Lefty the shady looking salesman dude wearing a trenchcoat is named Shlemil (pronounced Shlaymeal) in Germany and obviously a jedi.
8. 2018-09-19 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Fucked up the embed.
   
   Anyway this matters, because nowadays the meme is that if you are friends with another man you're obviously gay. The hermeneutics of gay suspicion.
   
   That's an evil meme, and much to blame for the sense of anomie and isolation felt by males.
   
   Jiggabo Johnson might get off from Bowling Alone, but the average man wants friends and a support network without some jedi or their lolbertarian allies laughing at how gay they must all be.

   
   i bet you enjoy taking your friend around town on your bike.
   
   man friend.
9. 2018-09-19 at 4:36 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning

   
   Frank is an insecure homo. He uses the words human beings and people in his tweet while discussing muppets. Sigh.
   
   The puppets were gay.
   
   A lot of men are gay, or bi at least. Personally I think the world would be better if we all sucked more dick but whatever.
   
   I’ve never seen straight men legitimately ridiculed for having other male friends though.
10. 2018-09-19 at 4:41 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Why do puppets have to be sexual?
    
    Next they’ll be saying the General Lee (dukes of hazard) was gay.
    
    Stfu humans!
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11. 2018-09-19 at 4:44 PM UTC

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    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    The whole thing is absolutely ridiculous, FFS they are puppets
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    • tee hee hee, 
    • Archer513
12. 2018-09-19 at 4:45 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Puppets with fuzzy gay dikz
13. 2018-09-19 at 4:53 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    If Bert and Ernie where real,they’d be on nis talkin about doin heroin and how 911 was an inside job...
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14. 2018-09-19 at 4:56 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Isn't Ernie supposed to be a child?
15. 2018-09-19 at 4:57 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's also Ernie and Bert in Germany. In that order. Weird.
16. 2018-09-19 at 5:23 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 Why do puppets have to be sexual?
    
    Next they’ll be saying the General Lee (dukes of hazard) was gay.
    
    Stfu humans!

    
    a lot of them are.
    
    why do you think roul duke needs dr.gonzo ? starsky and hutch ? batman and robin ? terminator and john conor, and theres a very long list i couldnt remember right now.
    
    yes.
    
    homodynamics.
17. 2018-09-19 at 5:27 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by itybit The whole thing is absolutely ridiculous, FFS they are puppets

    
    you havent seen puppet porn ?
18. 2018-09-19 at 5:57 PM UTC

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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Queers have to ruin everything

    
    
19. 2018-09-19 at 6:29 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a lot of them are.
    
    why do you think roul duke needs dr.gonzo ? starsky and hutch ? batman and robin ? terminator and john conor, and theres a very long list i couldnt remember right now.
    
    yes.
    
    homodynamics.

    
    Tonto and the "Lone" Ranger.
20. 2018-09-19 at 6:33 PM UTC

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    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Tonto and the "Lone" Ranger.

    
    Spectral and DaGuru