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jesus remained celibate so he was not a threat

  1. #1
    bling bling Dark Matter
    if u even touch a succubi they will steal all your mana and make u insane
  2. #2
    just like Tesla.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    maybe he was just into heaps weird stuff. I heard the romans (/jedis) originally meant to leave him to die up on the crucifix; they only finished him off with the spear because he had a massive boner that wouldn't go away and he kept shouting about his 'lance of longinus'
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    dont get caught in the fantasy wan its da he said she sed
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    maybe he was just into heaps weird stuff. I heard the romans (/jedis) originally meant to leave him to die up on the crucifix; they only finished him off with the spear because he had a massive boner that wouldn't go away and he kept shouting about his 'lance of longinus'

    While because of my position regarding the Christian faith I should find this offensive, I fucking love it. Also Jesus was totally into weird shit. Why do you think he was able to conjure up a whip so quick when the temple was being jedied? Its because he has an intimate relationship with whips. thats why.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    He was either a faggot or fucking whores like Mary Magdelin (sp?). I don't believe he kept any vows of celibacy. Either is possible and likely it was both since he gallevanted around with a fag bargade and whores.
  7. #7
    bling bling Dark Matter
    lol and lol above perfect example of when u always opressd ur own self by the words blessed by yourself all logic becomes messed
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