jesus remained celibate so he was not a threat

1. 2016-08-31 at 6:28 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   if u even touch a succubi they will steal all your mana and make u insane
2. 2016-08-31 at 7:20 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   just like Tesla.
3. 2016-08-31 at 7:29 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   maybe he was just into heaps weird stuff. I heard the romans (/jedis) originally meant to leave him to die up on the crucifix; they only finished him off with the spear because he had a massive boner that wouldn't go away and he kept shouting about his 'lance of longinus'
4. 2016-08-31 at 7:44 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   dont get caught in the fantasy wan its da he said she sed
5. 2016-09-02 at 7:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   maybe he was just into heaps weird stuff. I heard the romans (/jedis) originally meant to leave him to die up on the crucifix; they only finished him off with the spear because he had a massive boner that wouldn't go away and he kept shouting about his 'lance of longinus'

   
   While because of my position regarding the Christian faith I should find this offensive, I fucking love it. Also Jesus was totally into weird shit. Why do you think he was able to conjure up a whip so quick when the temple was being jedied? Its because he has an intimate relationship with whips. thats why.
6. 2016-09-02 at 9:46 AM UTC

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   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   He was either a faggot or fucking whores like Mary Magdelin (sp?). I don't believe he kept any vows of celibacy. Either is possible and likely it was both since he gallevanted around with a fag bargade and whores.
7. 2016-09-04 at 9:53 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   lol and lol above perfect example of when u always opressd ur own self by the words blessed by yourself all logic becomes messed