2018-09-16 at 5:54 AM UTC
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
You wish you could be flat
all u got are mini traffic cones
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2018-09-16 at 7:29 AM UTC
I made PBR a thing.
it's broke ass people's beer. Get on some Anchor Steam, Bitches!
2018-09-16 at 8:25 AM UTC
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
Burgosie pig is the opiate of the masses.
2018-09-16 at 9:11 PM UTC
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2018-09-18 at 6:09 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I mixed vodka with tonic water and I drank it.
2018-09-18 at 6:12 AM UTC
"tonic water"
You mean sparkling water?
2018-09-18 at 6:20 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
brake fluid
people keep telling me I'm going to get addicted but I know I can stop at any time
2018-09-18 at 12:26 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
I found a forgotten bottle of panama jacks in my fridge (poor woman's version of Bailey's) so might have some of that tonight.
2018-09-18 at 12:29 PM UTC
what am I drinking? what am I always drinking? red fucking wine and if you drink anything else fuck you what are you even doing with your life