What are you drinking tonight?

1. 2018-09-16 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #21
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine wrong
   ive been doing both regulary for a decade and havent grown oppai

   
   >she's flat
   
   Cute.
2. 2018-09-16 at 5:54 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   You wish you could be flat
   
   all u got are mini traffic cones
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • PrettyHateMachine
3. 2018-09-16 at 5:56 AM UTC

   #23
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL You wish you could be flat
   
   all u got are mini traffic cones

   
   u haven't seen them lately~
4. 2018-09-16 at 5:57 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by HTS u haven't seen them lately~

   
   tits or gtfo
   
   and if gtfo, you have mini traffic cone tits
5. 2018-09-16 at 7:29 AM UTC

   #25
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga
   I made PBR a thing.
   
   it's broke ass people's beer. Get on some Anchor Steam, Bitches!
6. 2018-09-16 at 7:38 AM UTC

   #26
   

   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut

   Originally posted by totse3.com I made PBR a thing.
   
   it's broke ass people's beer. Get on some Anchor Steam, Bitches!

   
   It's beer for the people
   What are you, a burgosie pig?
7. 2018-09-16 at 8:25 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Burgosie pig is the opiate of the masses.
8. 2018-09-16 at 6:07 PM UTC

   #28
   Football and pats Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL tits or gtfo
   
   and if gtfo, you have mini traffic cone tits

   
   WTf 🥥 stick your dick in the coconut you’ll be OK 😂😂
9. 2018-09-16 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   water
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • esbity
10. 2018-09-16 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #30
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine It's beer for the people
    What are you, a burgosie pig?

    
    No, It's just when I drank, I drank a meal in a glass. Port or Stouts at room temp is better than any American Beer. and you get hammered much quicker and you don't have to piss so much as when you drink PBR
11. 2018-09-16 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #31
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Medicine doesn't usually trick your body into growing tits. Usually that's an undesired side effect.

    
    I've got bigger moobs than most girls.
    But I'm drinkin vodka with raspberry ice,fuck it I gotta do an engine job on a Porsche Cayenne tomorrow.
    Might as well be hung over working on that euro pos.
12. 2018-09-18 at 5:47 AM UTC

    #32
    

    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    mini margarita bottles
13. 2018-09-18 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I mixed vodka with tonic water and I drank it.
14. 2018-09-18 at 6:12 AM UTC

    #34
    

    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    "tonic water"
    
    You mean sparkling water?
15. 2018-09-18 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #35
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Club soda
16. 2018-09-18 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #36
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    brake fluid
    
    people keep telling me I'm going to get addicted but I know I can stop at any time
17. 2018-09-18 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #37
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine "tonic water"
    
    You mean sparkling water?

    
    Tonic is sweetened sparkling water and contains quinine. :o
18. 2018-09-18 at 12:26 PM UTC

    #38
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I found a forgotten bottle of panama jacks in my fridge (poor woman's version of Bailey's) so might have some of that tonight.
19. 2018-09-18 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    what am I drinking? what am I always drinking? red fucking wine and if you drink anything else fuck you what are you even doing with your life
20. 2018-09-18 at 12:30 PM UTC

    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    diet coke from Aldi