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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yeth.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cumincyde
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by totse3.com If I could i would.

    that would be entertaining. a bunch of us single old fuckers living together in a cabin house in west Dakota in the dead of winter.

    I'v never been in weather lower than 28 degrees. let alone -28

    t2k1 just wants an excuse to cuddle up to you (the cold) and queer you while you sleep. Don't do it RisiR! (unless that's your kind of thing)
  4. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Are you familiar with the user Tortilla? Lol

    Vaguely why do you ask
  5. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny
    t2k1 just wants an excuse to cuddle up to you (the cold) and queer you while you sleep. Don't do it RisiR! (unless that's your kind of thing)

    That's your fantasy, you homo.

    There is a thing call Male Bonding and it's not the same as your Male Bondage.

    You have to love women and ND is known for it's stripper clubs, now.

    throw a few singles and get lap dances and then maybe 30 minutes of car time for whatever (stripper.. not RisiR)
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by totse3.com Vaguely why do you ask

    He has a history involving working the oil rigs up here. It didn't turn out well. I mean maybe it did, in the long run, now that he's a sea bee. Nevermind it's not my story to tell.
  7. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ He has a history involving working the oil rigs up here. It didn't turn out well. I mean maybe it did, in the long run, now that he's a sea bee. Nevermind it's not my story to tell.

    He got the experience up there? Because afterwards.. 6 months out on an Alaskan Oil Rig is a great way to save money. if you're single that is. if you have a wife elsewhere.. she'll probably go through your savings.

    I will never get married again. EVER!
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Lanny t2k1 just wants an excuse to cuddle up to you (the cold) and queer you while you sleep. Don't do it RisiR! (unless that's your kind of thing)

    He is kinda cute. Not gonna lie.
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by totse3.com That's your fantasy, you homo.

    There is a thing call Male Bonding and it's not the same as your Male Bondage.

    You have to love women and ND is known for it's stripper clubs, now.

    throw a few singles and get lap dances and then maybe 30 minutes of car time for whatever (stripper.. not RisiR)

    Ohh, now we're onto mutual masturbation fantasies. Keep going, I like it when it gets kinky.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Goes down to -45 F with the windchill in winter where I live, and up to 105 F in summer. Gotta be tough and flexible to survive.
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You never leave the house, faggot.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † You never leave the house, faggot.

    You don't know that.
  13. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny
    Ohh, now we're onto mutual masturbation fantasies. Keep going, I like it when it gets kinky.

    (stripper.. not RisiR)
  14. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by RisiR † He is kinda cute. Not gonna lie.

    (stripper.. not RisiR)
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com The guy who died up in Seattle area from being sodomized by a horse he was raping was Animal Abuse.

    Animal Rape should be a thing as in Against the Law. it should be on the book as raping animals

    when someone has a dick jammed so deep into their asshole that its turning their thoracic cavity into poop-soup...they are the one getting raped.

    go find a dictionary.

    using animals for sex is no different than using them for any other purpose. get real.

    and i guarantee that horse was enjoying himself as per the copious quantities of horse-ramming sauce the coroner found in the dudes abdominal cavity.
  16. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock when someone has a dick jammed so deep into their asshole that its turning their thoracic cavity into poop-soup…they are the one getting raped.

    go find a dictionary.

    using animals for sex is no different than using them for any other purpose. get real.

    and i guarantee that horse was enjoying himself as per the copious quantities of horse-ramming sauce the coroner found in the dudes abdominal cavity.

    You seem to know this story well.

    I bet you have photos of the aftermath
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com You seem to know this story well.

    I bet you have photos of the aftermath

    let me get a hold of you and what i do to your asshole will make that dudes horse-plundered asshole look like a 1940s disney movie.
  18. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock let me get a hold of you and what i do to your asshole will make that dudes horse-plundered asshole look like a 1940s disney movie.

    you're a weirdo. go jam a stripper's pole up your ass and out your mouth tearing through your upper and lower GI at the same time. and your liver would be a bonus.
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