**ATTENTION EVERYONE**

1. 2016-03-25 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   GOD JUST SPOKE TO ME. HE TOLD ME TO TELL ALL OF YOU, TO GIVE ME AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY SPARE. GOD HIMSELF TOLD ME, SO PM ME TO WORK OUT PAYMENT. AGAIN, IT'S GOD'S COMMAND.
2. 2016-03-25 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   On it, fam.
3. 2016-03-25 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Seemed legit until I noticed you didn't bold the first usage of 'GOD.'
4. 2016-03-25 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   what's your home address? I'll send you something special.
5. 2016-03-25 at 2:51 AM UTC

   #5
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   come get it, big boy
6. 2016-03-25 at 8:56 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll send you all my change fam