Today i stole a toaster from SuperTarget...

1. 2018-09-16 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Christ
2. 2018-09-16 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #62
   Football and pats Yung Blood

   Originally posted by ohfralala Christ

   
   
   
   Yes why is this fucker have faggot when I say dear tell me your confessions and you’ll be reprieve .I hope you have a rosary and you’re not one of those southern Baptist 🤷‍♂️
   
   Let try honey
3. 2018-09-16 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #63
   Football and pats Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Football and pats Yes why is this fucker have faggot when I say dear tell me your confessions and you’ll be reprieve .I hope you have a rosary and you’re not one of those southern Baptist 🤷‍♂️

4. 2018-09-16 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sigh
5. 2018-09-16 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #65
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   feds are en route to ur residence @ the motel 6
6. 2018-09-16 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #66
   Football and pats Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III feds are en route to ur residence @ the motel 6

   
   I’m guessing the stupid moron plugged in the toaster put it in the pool with him 😂😂😂
7. 2018-09-16 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #67
   Football and pats Yung Blood
   Hey turtle head answer my question 😂😂😂
8. 2018-09-16 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   I'll give you an A for putting yourself out there, but a D on delivery if you know what i mean
9. 2018-09-16 at 7 PM UTC

   #69
   Football and pats Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I'll give you an A for putting yourself out there, but a D on delivery if you know what i mean

   
   I’m assuming you’re talking about Dick 🤷‍♂️
10. 2018-09-16 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #70
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Football and pats What hell is a super target 🤷‍♂️ I got super Walmart 🤫
    
    
    Oh yeah because you don’t have a shower or bathroom because you’re homeless so using a the pool is a good move Matt 👍😂😂

    
    
    I was homeless once, Pat
    
    does that make me any less of a human being because I had no shower of my own?
    
    there is a thing called a Gym (or as the Millenial fgts like to call it.. Health Club) that you can shower in after you workout (or dont workout.. even though they frown on that when you walk in)
    
    plus, being homeless. I was in the best shape I ever been in. Walking lots, eating less, hitting the gym to kill time, staring at gym girls butts or not, reading at the library or using the DVD players on the free computers, free wifi though you can't view porn, having an excuse to not give money to homeless because "Dude I'm homeless too" though sometimes I would give them money or some leftover food of mine.
    
    You see, Pat. It's not about owning a shower or not. It's all about making sure you do shower. weather it's a garden hose or bathing in a creek with soap and bottle water to wash rinse off with. Showering is more important than owning a shower.
    
    Owning a shower is just more junk you have as a possession. do you really need to own it? do you pat. do you?
11. 2018-09-16 at 9:07 PM UTC

    #71
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In the old days, people only showered once a year.
12. 2018-09-16 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #72
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by -SpectraL In the old days, people only showered once a year.

    
    It was once a month I believe. and perhaps to have a minister redo their Christian Baptism all over again.
13. 2018-09-16 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #73
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by totse3.com It was once a month I believe. and perhaps to have a minister redo their Christian Baptism all over again.

    
    "Most people got married in June. Why? They took their yearly bath in May, so they were still smelling pretty good by June, although they were starting to smell, so the brides would carry a bouquet of flowers to hide their b.o. Like I said, they took their yearly bath in May, but it was just a big tub that they would fill with hot water. The man of the house would get the privilege of the nice clean water. Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was pretty thick. Thus, the saying, “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water,” it was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it."
14. 2018-09-16 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #74
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by -SpectraL "Most people got married in June. Why? They took their yearly bath in May, so they were still smelling pretty good by June, although they were starting to smell, so the brides would carry a bouquet of flowers to hide their b.o. Like I said, they took their yearly bath in May, but it was just a big tub that they would fill with hot water. The man of the house would get the privilege of the nice clean water. Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was pretty thick. Thus, the saying, “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water,” it was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it."

    
    And you wonder why other races say we stink like wet-dogs when we come out of the rain. perhaps this putrid smell had bind to our Caucasian DNA. not self loathing, but these stories will give it validity. Perhaps why we evolved with skin diseases as well over other races. really gross to think that taking a bath daily was harmful. Perhaps they started out washing multiple times a day, got dry skin and rashes and lacked the oils that island people had from botanical butters
    
    so they thought Bathing every day was toxic and perhaps this moved off into months or a yearly thing.
    
    How fucking gross.. did they at least towel bath once a day? wash their fucking face and taint and brush their teeth?