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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever seen a furry with his/her mask/helmet off…look just like the fucking nerds you'd expect them to look like.

    They're supposed to leave the mask on till you finish blowing them.
  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by stl1 All fake wrestling moves.

    That wolf is going to enjoy his meal.

    I only use the theatrical moves on wolves. The bears get the full treatment.
  3. #23
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever seen a furry with his/her mask/helmet off…look just like the fucking nerds you'd expect them to look like.

    I went to school with a dude who was a furry, worked on some group assignments together. I tried to be cool to him, he was an unfortunately nerdy looking dude replete with a bowlcut, but I figured you shouldn't judge a book by their cover. But fuck dude, any interaction with him was rough, he was both cripplingly shy and when you did manage to get him to talk it would be about the wierdest shit that stood zero chance of keeping the conversation going, like about video games no one else played (he was into VNs and I'm not sure if they were furry VNs or not but I have a sneaking suspicion).

    Still, I believe somewhere in the world there's the socially perfectly well adjusted furry. Like just a normal dude who's into dressing up in a fursuit some weekends and doing perfectly normal stuff on others.
  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny

    Still, I believe somewhere in the world there's the socially perfectly well adjusted furry. Like just a normal dude who's into dressing up in a fursuit some weekends and doing perfectly normal stuff on others.

    Errr.. ok, I'll bite. Do you dress in furry suits in your off time?
  5. #25
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine it was a coyote but it was no baby
    i saw one again last night maybe it was the same guy he had an injured leg

    coyotes are bitches. they come up on you, you just turn and run up on it hard. they'll run. they're scavengers. it's how they made dogs. they bred Wolves with Coyotes to make the wolf more docile. Coyotes have been known to attack humans (usually women) when there is a beta among the pack (male) but it's rare. kicking a single coyote is like kicking a large poodle.
  6. #26
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr.. ok, I'll bite. Do you dress in furry suits in your off time?

    I don't and never have. But I'm always rooting for the underdog. Or under<whatever kind of furry they are>.
  7. #27
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Lanny is drunk right now.

    Like most Banker and Tech types in SF.. they leave early on Fridays at 11:45am and already stinking drunk by 2pm

    Unlike the days when us older people had to stay late on Fridays and come in early on Saturdays to finish up.


    Spoiled Millenial Cunts!
  8. #28
    Originally posted by totse3.com Lanny is drunk right now.

    Like most Banker and Tech types in SF.. they leave early on Fridays at 11:45am and already stinking drunk by 2pm

    Unlike the days when us older people had to stay late on Fridays and come in early on Saturdays to finish up.


    Spoiled Millenial Cunts!

    Suck it up jedi, this is the reality your chosen people have brought into being.
  9. #29
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by totse3.com Lanny is drunk right now.

    Like most Banker and Tech types in SF.. they leave early on Fridays at 11:45am and already stinking drunk by 2pm

    Unlike the days when us older people had to stay late on Fridays and come in early on Saturdays to finish up.


    Spoiled Millenial Cunts!

    I'm still drunk when I wake up on Friday morning bitch.

    Not my fault I'm more economically productive in 6 hours than you are in a week. Or that I do my job better drunk while you get arrested for the same thing.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny
    Still, I believe somewhere in the world there's the socially perfectly well adjusted furry. Like just a normal dude who's into dressing up in a fursuit some weekends and doing perfectly normal stuff on others.



    It's this guy.
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com coyotes are bitches. they come up on you, you just turn and run up on it hard. they'll run. they're scavengers. it's how they made dogs. they bred Wolves with Coyotes to make the wolf more docile. Coyotes have been known to attack humans (usually women) when there is a beta among the pack (male) but it's rare. kicking a single coyote is like kicking a large poodle.

    true.

    coyotes prey on domestic animals and will have no compunction whatsoever about preying on a human child.

    there is a reason they were intentionally almost exterminated into extinction. its these fucking bleeding-heart unterbottom tree huggers who are causing their populations to explode.

    where i live they are starting to show up in larger numbers and ive talked with people who live on the barrier islands near me and they say shortly after the coyotes showed up is when pets started magically disappearing...including the feral cat population, although im a supporter of the feral cat population being extinct-ed as well.
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com Lanny is drunk right now.

    Like most Banker and Tech types in SF.. they leave early on Fridays at 11:45am and already stinking drunk by 2pm

    Unlike the days when us older people had to stay late on Fridays and come in early on Saturdays to finish up.


    Spoiled Millenial Cunts!

    that

    these fucking MOON PERSONs really need to be perpetually institutionalized. prisons or zoos...either is appropriate. they just want the gibs.

    one specific MOON PERSON i know of is in his early 20s, has four vaginal-ejeca from different uterus donors, collects the government gibs, and literally only comes in to work when he feels like it...THEN when he does come in to work spends more time on his phone than working...then goes home after 6 or 7 hours. additionally...whenever he has personal problems, such as car trouble, he runs to his mammy.

    jesus fuck...in my early 20s i was literally in a shooting war.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by infinityshock jesus fuck…in my early 20s i was literally in a shooting war.

    were you paid to get these shots ?
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Coyote or wolf? You've said both. They're pretty different.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by infinityshock in my early 20s i was literally in a shooting war.

    I was in some epic forum wars myself.
  16. #36
    mso8 Houston
    yiff in hell
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning I was in some epic forum wars myself.

    Hes referring to gay bukakke.
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    So now we're disrespecting veterans?
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol
  20. #40
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    No wolves in Indiana. Lolz

    Unless you were at a fucking zoo
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