ROLL CAWK: Who here is from the original askjeeves?

1. 2018-09-13 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   If you've never even experienced looking at a cartoon butler for your archaic search queries you shouldn't be allowed on the internet
   
   I was on askjeeves before it even had any features. I just thought of the phrase and would stare at the blank page for months knowing something great would come of it and I was a pioneer who would use this to define my personality for the rest of my life....
2. 2018-09-13 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Jeeves is my nigga, actually we still talk. Like the other day he was asking me something and I'm like Jeeves, ask yourself, and he's like oh yeah I forgot, I know everything. Then we had a chuckle and sucked each other off.
3. 2018-09-13 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Fuck "RAW CAWK" would have been such a better thread title but then again I'm a perfectionist
4. 2018-09-13 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #4
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by Sudo I was a pioneer who would use this to define my personality for the rest of my life….

   
   
5. 2018-09-13 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Jeeves has a really small dick for the record.
6. 2018-09-13 at 3:29 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Jeeves has a really small dick for the record.

   
   obviously youd know that