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  1. #41
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I'll bet Jill has a tattoo of a MASSIVE, VEINY erection on the inside of his ass cheeks leading to the entrance of his fecal puss.

    Line for 'yes' opens at -825

    i bet jill has a single tattoo of bill the cat on his forearm and when people say "woah you got a tattoo?! what is it?!" and he gets agressive and says he doesn't smoke and that its a bill the cat tattoo and younger people say "k"
  2. #42
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby WRONG

    Bill Krozby likes Florida Georgia line...
  3. #43
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Archer513 Bill Krozby likes Florida Georgia line…

    sorry but not sorry i dont know whatyou're getting at
  4. #44
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sorry but not sorry i dont know whatyou're getting at

    you like large quantities of cock stuffed into your orifices
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  5. #45
    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    I don't have tats. can't wash em off if you decide you want a change.
    plus I mean,ouch!

    I live in eugene where a lot of folks have tats, a nose ring and other body piercings that wear body jedielry. I see it often enough that I don't pay much attention to it.
  6. #46
    No you want red and blue asymmetrical face and finger tattoos like the white high school xanax rappers of today
  7. #47
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ For fun, make a guess as to what percentage of tattooed people are boring and what percentage of non-tatted.

    I'd say 90.3% of tattooed are boring and 72.8% of non-tattooed are boring.
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  8. #48
    esbity African Astronaut
    36% of Americans between the age of 18 and 29 have at least one tattoo.

    50% of Americans are obese and 25% are overweight. Only about 5% can run a mile without problems.

    Guess with group likely does not have tattoos...

    Hint: I work with a lot of fat lards with tattoos and they are lame fucks that eat eat eat and really never go out and explore, except fast food places and food trucks.
  9. #49
    esbity African Astronaut
    BURN!
  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by esbity 36% of Americans between the age of 18 and 29 have at least one tattoo.

    50% of Americans are obese and 25% are overweight. Only about 5% can run a mile without problems.

    Guess with group likely does not have tattoos…

    Hint: I work with a lot of fat lards with tattoos and they are lame fucks that eat eat eat and really never go out and explore, except fast food places and food trucks.

    I work with a bunch of fit and trim hard workers with tattoos that eat healthy and go camping all the time. Fuck.
  11. #51
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I work with a bunch of fit and trim hard workers with tattoos that eat healthy and go camping all the time. Fuck.

    Are you in the states?
  12. #52
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Sounds like Canada.
  13. #53
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I live in a town where everyone has tattoos and everyone just does drugs and hates their life. People have kids then immediately lose them. I really can't think of anyone I know who doesn't have at least one tattoo.

    I mostly think of the tattooed as skinny and on drugs, or girls with issues. I dunno, who gives a fuck tattoos are just an accessory
  14. #54
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats rich considering you've fawned over a prostitute for the last several years…


    whats even more rich is that you're talking out your ass as a guy who doesn't even have any tattoos.

    But on that note I have several tattoos and I can see some people seeing them as "stupid" but whos to say whether i was commemorating something or not. I believe you commemorate a time of your life regardless and that tattoo will always have a meaning and memory behind it.

    You are a literal rapist and convicted woman beater.

    And a deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support and works an entry level job in his 30s.

    And mentally retarded, though this one isn't your fault. Your mother drank while you were in the womb.
  15. #55
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I live in a town where everyone has tattoos and everyone just does drugs and hates their life. People have kids then immediately lose them. I really can't think of anyone I know who doesn't have at least one tattoo.

    I mostly think of the tattooed as skinny and on drugs, or girls with issues. I dunno, who gives a fuck tattoos are just an accessory

    I'd move.
  16. #56
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    If All in the Family was a TV show today

    Meathead: (Mike Walks in) Hi Archie, boy did I have a long day.


    Archie B: Jumping Josephat.. what the helll is that thing on your neck?


    Mike S: What this? It's a tattoo of a whale.


    Archie B: Are you out of your mind, Meathead Polock Dumbasssss!

    (Audience Laughs)

    Mike S: WHAT? All the guys are getting them these days.


    Archie B: In my Day, Only Prisoners and GangBangers got demss.. Now all of your fruity tooty antifa want to get them. It's a good way to get shot, lat at night if you walk up to a bus-stop with a former gang member. Now that might be alright when you're alone.. but if you're with my little girl.


    George Jefferson walks in through the back (Audience appreciation applause)

    George J. : Sup Cracka's, Edith let me in through the back.. she afraid the neighbors think we were friends.


    Archie B: Hey, Look at what the meathead has gone and done


    George J to Mike S. Nigga, DaFuq you gone a do?


    Mike Stevenson: Oh I can see Archie being spooked about this but you Mr Jefferson?

    George J: Nigga, Who you calling a spook?


    (audience busts out in long laughter)


    Archie: And I bet Lionel would never do dis.


    George J Looks at Archie

    Naw.. dat nigga got a cockring instead.. the size of a chinese quarter.

    I need to work on this a bit. you can add to it if you want.
  17. #57
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I love tattoos. They look so hot.
  18. #58
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I don't care.
  19. #59
    mso8 Houston
    pretty trashy and i liek em like that if it's for fun. but that's it
  20. #60
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by blackbird I love tattoos. They look so hot.

    I have a tattoo on the shaft of my cock that tastes good.

    come try it
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