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2018-09-07 at 8:15 AM UTCROFL😋🖤
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2018-09-07 at 10:50 PM UTC
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2018-09-07 at 11:11 PM UTChello Short nigga general
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2018-09-08 at 2:30 AM UTCOne more hour to go, an it’s sweet freedom for the weekend 🙏💖
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2018-09-08 at 3:55 AM UTCThe news made a big deal about Elon Musk smoking a blunt on the Joe Rogan show. "This misrepresents us as a serious company" said one lady interviewed.
My Random thought.. What fucking difference does it make if he's smoking a blunt or having a glass of fucking wine on the show.
Now shooting up heroin would of just been a riot! laughter everywhere.. right? amirite? -
2018-09-08 at 4:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein I’m home guys, gonna roll a spliff and run a bubble bath I’ll check back later
No bonfire tonight as planned, it’s been raining alll day and most of tonight :/
So I grabbed a pizza some cheesey bread & boneless buffalo wings and a dub of weed
Just to chill @home 💖
Happy Friday night whooooo!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-08 at 4:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein No bonfire tonight as planned, it’s been raining alll day and most of tonight :/
So I grabbed a pizza some cheesey bread & boneless buffalo wings and a dub of weed
Just to chill @home 💖
Happy Friday night whooooo!
I'm debating if I should go make some money driving drunks around. I havn't done it in several years. it takes a loving and caring persona to not react to drunken behavior.
Sometimes drunk people throw bills at you on the way out. especially if you pick them up at a nice restaurant and they're with a client. not too drunk and showy.
but my luck, for less than the price of a bus fair for a crowd of 4 (if they paid indiviually fair prices) I would get drunk thug shitheads kicking my seat, and then scuffing my seats up. acting up the entire way.
Rideshare isn't fun anymore.. it's just a private mini bus willing to pick up any psychotic fuck.
PCO or TSA or try the Postal service again? state job with benefits. fuck this stupid rideshare shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-08 at 5:18 AM UTCIf I were a dude I’d drive a truck for sure but I’d do it like cross country to see stuff and takes pics of places..
You should do it
It’s crazy af you just said the post office...
My father was actually a truck driver for 46 yrs at The Chicago Post Office
Drove locally and retired in the million mile club..
I’ll never forget that last day he ever came home from work..
He had all these trinkets from the post office ...
a ham.. I think like a member jacket or something..and some other stuff
His arms were full , but his heart empty..
he looked so sad .. like wtf am I suppose to do now?
He was forced to retire basically because he was supposed to retire like 10 yrs before he actually did
Reminds me of a funny story actually..
How in the hell do you hit a police cruiser after you retire but retired in the million miles no accidents club
😂 thats what my daddy did
ROFL
he was on the sauce..
He was in the county jail for like 6 whole hours ..
An idle mind is a playground for the devil...
I ramble when I’m high forgive me..you should do it.. go back to the post office -
2018-09-08 at 6:52 AM UTCThe Glowing Condom Fight
He's about to learn that being single can be dangerous
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2018-09-08 at 7:03 AM UTCWTH Rofl
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All weekend tho ... ☔️
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2018-09-08 at 7:05 AM UTC
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2018-09-08 at 7:06 AM UTCLies!
It’s still my thought..
And stop using my emotes!
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2018-09-08 at 8:23 AM UTCI should bake tomorrow..bake while getting baked..
*signed*
This meeting is adjourned
Side thought::
I want the truth!
You can’t handle the truth!
*bangs gavel*
Order! Order! I will have order in this courtroom!
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2018-09-08 at 8:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein I should bake tomorrow..bake while getting baked..
*signed*
This meeting is adjourned
Side thought::
I want the truth!
You can’t handle the truth!
*bangs gavel*
Order! Order! I will have order in this courtroom!
*tokes*
Objection! Uhhh.. Uhh fucking... Leading, yeah. Shes LEADING your honor!
Shut up overruled faggot.
*approaches judges desk thing and steals gavel goes over to candy in the defendant seat and lodges it up her ass*
Order in the court!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-08 at 8:53 AM UTCBailiff !!
ROFL @ judges desk thing -
2018-09-08 at 9:43 AM UTCSustained!
Overruled!
Sustained!
Overruled!
In compliance with the court I request the defendant says sorry for being a doody head and a meanie weenie...
I object !
Your honor he’s badgering the witness...
I’ll allow it ...
*rolls lent catcher roller thingy along robe*
These proceedings have been postponed till further notice
You’re all being held in contempt of court
*Bangs Gavel*
GN💖The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-08 at 9:49 AM UTC
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2018-09-08 at 9:50 AM UTC😂🖤
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2018-09-08 at 9:51 AM UTC"It's fine. I'm going to go ahead and allow the witness badgering to continue, since I'm the judge, and I get to make all of those decisions, and the badgering amuses me. Over fucking ruled."
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2018-09-08 at 7:24 PM UTCROFL@ overfucking ruled 😂
*snapping fingers rhythmically*
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Who knew law jargon was so damn hilarious.. damn I was high as a kite last night
Good times 😋
