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  1. #21
    ^ Lords over my Johnson
  2. #22
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I however am a bonafide "Lord" and can even have the title put on my passport. About 25yrs ago I bought 1 sqft of land on a Scottish Estate and the title came with the land ownership. BOOM!

    My entire college class did that.

    I was the only one not getting scammed, lol.
  3. #23
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Did boo pay $200 to get a star named after him?
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Archer513 Did boo pay $200 to get a star named after him?

    My willy is often referred to by the ladies as the sword of Orion.


  5. #25
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yep.

  6. #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  7. #27
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by Archer513 How dare you sir!?!

    My cousins did all this research. They have 3 books of records,articles,pics…it seemed legit. Who knows. 17 degrees removed from the queen supposedly. We did find a cemetery last week with a bunch of names that was on her research from the early 1700’s they seemed pretty happy about that. One was a British navel officer that flipped to the American side,which is how we got all our land in Appalachia.

    Are you building a cabin or something on it Archer?
  8. #28
    Originally posted by itybit Are you building a cabin or something on it Archer?

    Cousins, Appalachia....is that banjo music I hear...
  9. #29
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Lanman said I needed 120 posts before I can start thanking posts

    I'm at 111

    But I'll take this opportunity to say I'm a social master, and can make friends with anyone

    People especially like talking to me in lines at the store for some reason

    I try and concentrate at looking at the snacks like I'm busy but it still don't stop muhfuckas
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  10. #30
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Publix grocery is the worst. I want to go to customer service counter and have them announce that I AM FUCKING FINE!!
  11. #31
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by itybit Are you building a cabin or something on it Archer?

    My grandfathers house is still there,which was built by his grandfather. It’s actually a pretty big,timber-built house. Has Water,but no indoor shitter. Only about 1000 acres left,but apparently we owned the whole county at one time. Split up amongst sons,then sons,etc which they started selling off. Our family cemetery is on it. My cousin found there were 4 more around the county. We found a cpl by searching through woods.
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  12. #32
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 My grandfathers house is still there,which was built by his grandfather. It’s actually a pretty big,timber-built house. Has Water,but no indoor shitter. Only about 1000 acres left,but apparently we owned the whole county at one time. Split up amongst sons,then sons,etc which they started selling off. Our family cemetery is on it. My cousin found there were 4 more around the county. We found a cpl by searching through woods.

    I Wonder if we are related cause my uncle told me the same thing
  13. #33
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cousins, Appalachia….is that banjo music I hear…

    Don't hate him bc he's young and beautiful!!!
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  14. #34
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Don't hate him bc he's young and beautiful!!!

    I'll hate on you then instead...BOOOM!
  15. #35
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by Archer513 My grandfathers house is still there,which was built by his grandfather. It’s actually a pretty big,timber-built house. Has Water,but no indoor shitter. Only about 1000 acres left,but apparently we owned the whole county at one time. Split up amongst sons,then sons,etc which they started selling off. Our family cemetery is on it. My cousin found there were 4 more around the county. We found a cpl by searching through woods.

    That sounds awesome!! You should put in a bathroom and move into it since your considering moving to that area.

    No hating allowed on Friday's Jiggy!
  16. #36
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by WellHung Ya pathetic bunch of unemployed, disgruntled, lazy, MOON PERSON douchebag losers who still live at home with Mom and Dad. Lol… if you dweebs are the the definition of what's cool around these parts then I'm content to be considered a 'normie'. 😅😃☺

    A little tip for you bud. The best insults are grounded in reality. For example "you're an ugly overweight man who dies his hair in a wildly unsuccessful attempt to look younger than you are and you have a small penis". A bad insult might be something like "you're a whore with no standards" because while you probably don't have standards, we all know you don't get laid which makes calling you a whore an ineffective insult. Don't worry buddy, keep working on it and you'll figure out how to insult people one day, we're all rooting for you.
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  17. #37
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Who is L a n n y?
  18. #38
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Hey gay lover, there's going to be a Witcher series on Netflix starring the recent Superman. Don't know when it will come out but I'm hyped.
  19. #39
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny
    A little tip for you bud. The best insults are grounded in reality. For example "you're an ugly overweight man who dies his hair in a wildly unsuccessful attempt to look younger than you are and you have a small penis". A bad insult might be something like "you're a whore with no standards" because while you probably don't have standards, we all know you don't get laid which makes calling you a whore an ineffective insult. Don't worry buddy, keep working on it and you'll figure out how to insult people one day, we're all rooting for you.

    Don't be so hard on yourself, Lαnny.
  20. #40
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    HYPED! Did I say hyped? Yes, HYPED!
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