Today I got back with my ex-girlfriend, who's carrying my child.

1. 2018-09-06 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Not trolling, or kidding, or anything like that. I convinced her that I'm serious, and want to not only be a father, but be part of a family with her. She hugged me right away and was crying tears of happiness.
   
   

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2. 2018-09-06 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #2
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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3. 2018-09-06 at 6:16 AM UTC

   #3
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   ^ Lol. Wtf
4. 2018-09-06 at 6:18 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   do you like it?
5. 2018-09-06 at 6:31 AM UTC

   #5
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lmao.
   It doesn't even make any sense. 😂
   It's completely out of no where lol why did u post it?
6. 2018-09-06 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #6
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Celebration of Fails.
   
   ROFL 😂
7. 2018-09-06 at 6:47 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
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8. 2018-09-06 at 6:47 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
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9. 2018-09-06 at 6:51 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Lmao.
   It doesn't even make any sense. 😂
   It's completely out of no where lol why did u post it?

   
   just cause i like the sounds and i like to moan along to it "oooookeeeeeeeee poooookeeeeeey dooooooo magoooookey puuuuukey duuuuuuu maheeeeeeeeny wannnnnnnnny wahhhhh", i was gonna post the version with no vid and just a cool album art ( which i think gives a very different feel) but then i found this "60s" styled video of people being fruits and i thought it could make it slightly fitting for the thread)
10. 2018-09-06 at 6:53 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    cause obv entro thinks hes trolling us by acting like a reatarded gay faggot , ie two fruit cakes hopping around playing a fiddle and otherwise being dipshits in vid plus the fun noises
11. 2018-09-06 at 6:55 AM UTC

    #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Pause. I know what ur saying but be quiet & stand still. "L a n n y" is on a posting rampage & nobody wants to catch a BAN. :/
12. 2018-09-06 at 6:57 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    right on thanks for the hedzup , she must be on the sauce again. everyone act KOOL else ull catch a ban and be forced to post under a different stupid name for WEEKS until everything blows over.
    
    we all know how lil sporty racks up the bans when its back on the drink
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13. 2018-09-06 at 7:01 AM UTC

    #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Fun fact!
    When "l a n n y" messaged me 'warning' to post on topic...I sent him a reply entitled "harassment" & told him I'd contacted authorities & if he contacted my account again proper action would be taken.
    
    😋 Then he banned me right after. 😒
    
    
    Lol @ "it's"
14. 2018-09-06 at 7:06 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
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    Originally posted by A College Professor we all know how lil sporty racks up the bans when its back on the drink

    
    I'm always on the drink BITCH
    
15. 2018-09-06 at 7:14 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Fun fact!
    When "l a n n y" messaged me 'warning' to post on topic…I sent him a reply entitled "harassment" & told him I'd contacted authorities & if he contacted my account again proper action would be taken.
    
    😋 Then he banned me right after. 😒
    
    
    Lol @ "it's"

    oh i know this all to well. i learned if you disregard the pig-beast in private you will be on your merry way. this is why i havent responded to the lsb for months.... sure, i have to double check the number of posts showing in my inbox everytime i load the page ( cause its always a red rectangel), but its well worth the freedom it brings.
    
    
    
    
16. 2018-09-06 at 7:15 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Lil sporty

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    I'm always on the drink BITCH

    right...
    well if your so drinky then why dont you come play arcadia unless ur chicken
17. 2018-09-06 at 7:18 AM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by A College Professor right…
    well if your so drinky then why dont you come play arcadia unless ur chicken

    
    Is that the only game your computer will run?
18. 2018-09-06 at 7:19 AM UTC

    #18
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol smh
19. 2018-09-06 at 7:19 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by stupid noob Is that the only game your computer will run?

    why you always trying to get a leg up on me?
20. 2018-09-06 at 7:22 AM UTC

    #20
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Silly