All trolling aside, I uh... I made a girl cry earlier this year.

1. 2018-09-04 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #21
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stupid noob You were right, that's why she started crying. That's what all women do when caught in a lie. You should have beaten her.

   
   Holy fuck, I never put that together.
   
   Holy... fuck...
   
   Lmao so I was right the whole time? I fucking knew I wasn't crazy.
2. 2018-09-04 at 5:10 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Enter what's your relationship like with your mother? I bet she has a lot of worried far away gazes
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2018-09-04 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #23
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by Enterita Holy fuck, I never put that together.
   
   Holy… fuck…
   
   Lmao so I was right the whole time? I fucking knew I wasn't crazy.

   
   When in doubt, beat em anyway just to be sure.
4. 2018-09-04 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo Enter what's your relationship like with your mother? I bet she has a lot of worried far away gazes

   
   Are you fucking serious? She’s dead in the freezer next to him in the basement and he’s mumbling “I’ll make you love me one day”.
5. 2018-09-04 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Are you fucking serious? She’s dead in the freezer next to him in the basement and he’s mumbling “I’ll make you love me one day”.

   
   That's gay and cartoony, I want to know what it's really like. I also wonder about the stepdads he's seen parading in and out the door all his life. I bet she is a little bit stern, or at least was growing up and is now thinking she must have done something wrong
6. 2018-09-04 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo That's gay and cartoony

   
   Uh have you met Enter?
7. 2018-09-04 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Uh have you met Enter?

   
   If you don't post a better pic of at least 1 boob you completely fucked up and look like a failure
   
   Inb4nowaybutittlywouldondatehotellololol
8. 2018-09-04 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is that reverse psychology to get another tit pic? It surely didn’t feel like an insult.
9. 2018-09-04 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #29
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Enter what's your relationship like with your mother? I bet she has a lot of worried far away gazes

   
   Nil relationship
10. 2018-09-04 at 5:59 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Enterita Nil relationship

    
    Do you feel your mother resents you? Was it a slow drift apart or like the quick peeling of a bandaid? Do you think she worries about you?
11. 2018-09-04 at 6:08 AM UTC

    #31
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Do you feel your mother resents you? Was it a slow drift apart or like the quick peeling of a bandaid? Do you think she worries about you?

    
    As a child she used to chase me around the house literally threatening to kill me, saying she was posessed by a demon. Not exagerating or leaving details out.
    
    I think she is afraid of me because Im bigger than her and she doesnt have that power anymore, so she stays away from me.
    
    When I started fighting back during puberty she left me alone.
12. 2018-09-04 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You believe you're unworthy of affection from women, but surely you must see how that will be a problem if your long-term goal is to nourish a relationship with one and then destroy it. I get that you lost your nerve when she tried to make you feel good, but you have to work past your poor self-image and really try to recover this. If you're lucky, she has low self-esteem, in which case a contrite letter might do the trick. Then you can start setting the stage for something truly sadistic.
13. 2018-09-04 at 6:47 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Enterita As a child she used to chase me around the house literally threatening to kill me, saying she was posessed by a demon. Not exagerating or leaving details out.
    
    I think she is afraid of me because Im bigger than her and she doesnt have that power anymore, so she stays away from me.
    
    When I started fighting back during puberty she left me alone.

    
    Do you feel she was trying to victimize you? I know a really good mother who threatens to cut her 4 year olds limbs off if he cries from pain. Was she controlling in your life until that point? Do you really think your mother wants.to.physically abuse you and is prevented from.doing so because of your growth?
14. 2018-09-04 at 7:21 AM UTC

    #34
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Enterita As a child she used to chase me around the house literally threatening to kill me, saying she was posessed by a demon. Not exagerating or leaving details out.

    
    your mother's name isn't Frances is it