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  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Shut the fuck up. Look, I dan do it too:

    "Soon it will be that we're all living in cages and electrocuted periodically to keep us from getting too fatty"
    "Soon gays are going to rise up and conquer the earth and gay-rape any and all heteros"
    "Soon it will be so that your mom's a whore"

    Fuck you, no one gives a shit about your dreamed up dystopia scenario. Literally anyone can make some prediction about how shit it's going to be at some unspecified point in the future.
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  2. #2
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    OP is a fag
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Lanny "Soon it will be that we're all living in cages and electrocuted periodically to keep us from getting too fatty"

    Want it

    Originally posted by Lanny "Soon gays are going to rise up and conquer the earth and gay-rape any and all heteros"

    Already happening

    Originally posted by Lanny "Soon it will be so that your mom's a whore"

    Been that way since the day you were born
  4. #4
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Lanny Fuck you, no one gives a shit about your dreamed up dystopia scenario. Literally anyone can make some prediction about how shit it's going to be at some unspecified point in the future.

    I bet they'll all be about as off as all those "in the year 2000" books I used to see in my school library.
  5. #5
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol

    Lifetime movie coming soon.
  6. #6
    Technologist victim of incest
    What’s even funnier is these folks believe this shit. Can’t wrap my head around it. Living day to day worried someone is “out to get you”, or better yet, “there’s going to be a civil war”! I can only laugh and let them worry their lil ole heads to insanity.
  7. #7
    Enterita African Astronaut
    But le jedis

    I read it on a forum for teenage neets
  8. #8
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Didn't they used to say that the idea that whites would be a minority in California was a paranoid conspiracy theory?
  9. #9
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Cootehill Didn't they used to say that the idea that whites would be a minority in California was a paranoid conspiracy theory?

    That’s not a conspiracy theory. That was easily predictable, at the rate of immigration. Big conspiracy there. Come on Coot, you got some good ones to sew discord among Americans. Don’t let me down now!

    I know, I know, the jedis did it. The man keepin ya down? Lol
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  10. #10
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Technologist I know, I know, the jedis did it. The man keepin ya down? Lol

    Who sponsored the 1964 immigration act?
  11. #11
    Technologist victim of incest
    I won’t even look it up......it must be the jedis! How dare they!
  12. #12
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Technologist I won’t even look it up……it must be the jedis! How dare they!

    On some level you know this, and you are too scared to admit it to yourself as if you do that then you will have to do something socially unacceptable and stand up for your own people.
  13. #13
    Technologist victim of incest
    My own people don’t give two shits about what the jedis do. In my circle of friends and family we are self made folks, NO ONE is secretly in control of our lives. We control our lives.
    I don’t even think about jedi folks, EVER, till I come here. Must be awful to fill your head with paranoia. I try to free up my mind for better things in life.
  14. #14
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Technologist In my circle of friends and family we are self made folks, NO ONE is secretly in control of our lives. We control our lives.

    That is so boomer.

    You completely ignore the society around you. You show no gratitude to the past, or concern for the future.

    "Hurr, durr, I'm my own person. I birthed myself, educated myself, and made my job myself, building my workplace from the ground up. I don't need anybody".
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  15. #15
    Technologist victim of incest
    You can worry your little mind for me, ok?

    I’m too busy working, paying a mortgage, and enjoying my life. I do what is necessary, pay taxes and follow most laws, and I am left alone.

    No I’m not going to fight against any one group of people, don’t care. Call me selfish, don’t cur!

    Why don’t you come here and form a coalition to “rise up” against the jedis. Let me know how that works out for ya!
  16. #16
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Technologist You can worry your little mind for me, ok?

    I’m too busy working, paying a mortgage, and enjoying my life. I do what is necessary, pay taxes and follow most laws, and I am left alone.

    No I’m not going to fight against any one group of people, don’t care. Call me selfish, don’t cur!

    Why don’t you come here and form a coalition to “rise up” against the jedis. Let me know how that works out for ya!

    So you don't even disagree with me?

    Let me know how letting people who you know hate you rule over you works out.

    Or do you even realise how fucked up your society is already?
  17. #17
    Technologist victim of incest
    Well my society is fucked up, but I don’t let it affect my life.

    If people that hate me rule my life, I never noticed. No big deal to me. Again, I set my goals in life, I achieved many of them, with more to go. I don’t have a victim mentality, you can do that for me!
  18. #18
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Technologist Well my society is fucked up, but I don’t let it affect my life.

    If people that hate me rule my life, I never noticed. No big deal to me. Again, I set my goals in life, I achieved many of them, with more to go. I don’t have a victim mentality, you can do that for me!

    You realise that there are people in refugee camps in the Gaza Strip and in Southern Lebanon that can say exactly the same things you said in this thread, right?
  19. #19
    Technologist victim of incest
    Nope, can’t say a refugee has the same opportunities as me, that why I live in a free country!

    I am no victim. If bad things happen to me, it’s on me, I blame no one else but me!
  20. #20
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Soon, everyone will have a mandatory device planted inside their brain which monitors thought and delivers excruciating pain and even death to persons who do not obey the government, or those who have subversive thoughts about the government. It's all coming down the pipe.
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