Well guys, I got my first DUI today... mom was being a bitch etc and I endeded up ditching work, amd then decided to go for a nice peacefull drive out through the countyside...but i was drunk and took a turn too fast and ended up in some brush on the side then of the road and couldn't get out. Some dude showed up on the phone with the cops (he wasn't being a dick or anything, just causually calling it in) and at that point I knew I was fucked so I took out a beer from the bag and started drinking it right there while waiting for the the cops to show up. I ended up being taken away in an amnulance (?) then was in a stupid hospital room for like 5 hours. They took a blood sample & shit, and it was above the amount that im gonna get chaged for "super drunk" driving. Sucks to be me right now I guess.
I might have to do a month or 2 or jail for this but meh, whatever, I cant take rotting away washing dishes much longer anyways. Also, I got prescribed some valium out of the deal 👍💩
You were posting seriously about suicide the other day. A DUI is nothing, and I'm glad you're taking it calmly. Take your time in jail, meet some people, etc.
You do need to seek out some help to change your life, and you shouldn't be ashamed of that fact.
I wouldn't call a DUI nothing, it's pretty annoying you get your license suspended and shit if you can't pay for the interlock bullshit and then you just have to pay a bunch of money for fuckin everything.
-Mom was being a bitch (to her 30 year old son) -Decided to ditch work for a drunken countryside drive -Took a turn too fast -Ended up in some brush -Immediately is called into the police (LOL you should have taken pics) -...Opens a beer on the side of the road? -You're getting billed for the ambulance, nigga -5 hours at the hospital -Cried to the doctor -Is prescribed 20x 5mg Valium -Has to pay ~$5k for 20 Valium -LOL you're gonna take like 2 yrs probation over a month in jail coming of age experience.
Oh Actor, this is hilarious if true
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Why did you drink a beer after crashing though? Because you figured you had nothing to lose since you were already drunk, not aware that there was a super drunk driving penalty? Did you explain you drunk more after getting out of the car?
You should've just poured a beer out, and been like, "yeah I wasn't drunk, I only drunk after stepping out of the car since I was so depressed after the crash".
Originally posted by Enterita
Why did you drink a beer after crashing though? Because you figured you had nothing to lose since you were already drunk, not aware that there was a super drunk driving penalty? Did you explain you drunk more after getting out of the car?
You should've just poured a beer out, and been like, "yeah I wasn't drunk, I only drunk after stepping out of the car since I was so depressed after the crash".
lol, I don't think anyone would believe that even if it was true.
