I like jokes

1. 2018-08-24 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Bombay Trap Star Houston
   Here is a joke I invented.
   
   You take a gorilla and put his hand in a box. Then you take a black African man from Africa and you put his hand in a different box. Then you turn off all the lights and open the boxes and shine a light in the boxes and you have to tell which is the gorilla hand and which is the African.
   
   They are the same.
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2. 2018-08-24 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   Terrible. There is nothing clever about that wutsoever. Whats the punchline?
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   • stare rape
3. 2018-08-24 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #3
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   The one hand has the strength to rip your throat out.
   
   The other hand has a sideways .380.
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4. 2018-08-24 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #4
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   It's a Sikh fisting ad, WH.
5. 2018-08-24 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #5
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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   • esbity, 
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6. 2018-08-24 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #6
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   That's adorable ACP
7. 2018-08-24 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Bombay Trap Star Houston

   Originally posted by WellHung Terrible. There is nothing clever about that wutsoever. Whats the punchline?

   
   You can't tell the difference between the gorilla hand and the nigger
8. 2018-08-24 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #8
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by itybit That's adorable ACP

   
   Yeah I thought so too, he's pretty cool.
   
   
9. 2018-08-28 at 7:25 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Bombay Trap Star Houston
   song about my joke
   
   
10. 2018-08-28 at 7:33 AM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    not racit enouf didnt red
11. 2018-08-28 at 7:35 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Bombay Trap Star Houston
    What are you talked about I tell this joke to niggers all the time
12. 2018-08-28 at 8:15 AM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by WellHung Terrible. There is nothing clever about that wutsoever. Whats the punchline?

    
    You.
13. 2018-08-28 at 8:16 AM UTC

    #13
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    de ja vu.
    
    :)
14. 2018-08-28 at 8:31 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Bombay Trap Star Houston
    This made me famous in my country! I walk down the street and I hear from a car YOU TAKE A GOWILLA HAND
15. 2018-08-28 at 10:53 AM UTC

    #15
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    What do you call a black man in a Mercedes?
    
    

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16. 2018-08-28 at 10:58 AM UTC

    #16
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by stare rape What do you call a black man in a Mercedes?
    
    

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    dumbest joke ive ever heard
    
    
    
    What do you call a dad in a ford focus?
17. 2018-08-28 at 11:02 AM UTC

    #17
    Enterita African Astronaut
    What does a gay goat eat?
    
    

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18. 2018-08-28 at 11:10 AM UTC

    #18
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    why did the clown put GHB into his seltzer before spraying his seed accidentally into my supposed mom's birth hole?
19. 2018-10-10 at 4:40 AM UTC

    #19
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    SLEEEEEEEEG
20. 2018-10-10 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #20
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The way they catch monkeys in Africa is they take a clear glass jug with a thin neck, fill it with jelly beans, and then tie a heavy rope to the jug and a stake pounded into the ground. The monkey comes along, spots the jelly beans, reaches in, grabs a big handful, but then can't get its hand out. The monkey is so greedy it will not even think to drop the jelly beans back into the jar to free itself, and it will wail and scream and hop around for hours before the hunter finally comes and breaks the jar to release the monkey into his cage.