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  1. #81
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Yes and no. We do need them for survival, but we shouldn't abuse the demeanor of killing a defenseless mammal, where we believe that it's a life or death situation. There are many evasive maneuvers where we could both live and move on with our merry lives. Like a tranquilizer gun, or throwing bait. I also know that along the line, maybe it'll perish by someone else, but at least the death isn't in my hands. I know that I did the right thing.

    you're an idiot
  2. #82
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm planning on it…probably in November/December when it's cooled off…too damn hot here in Texas to go any other time.



    It's way too cold and unpleasant to camp out in those months! Try May and/or October. Pleasant months.
  3. #83
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q

    It's way too cold and unpleasant to camp out in those months! Try May and/or October. Pleasant months.

    He obviously prefers colder conditions than u do. He is not indigenous to Texas. He is from a place much further north.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #84
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enterita I wanna go camping by myself, get away from it all. No people or technology or anything for a whole month. Anyone ever done this?

    You're too soft. You'll have a panic attack. probably get bit by a deadly snake and think to yourself "WTF was I thinking" with the closest person miles from you.

    unless you mean literally in your own back yard.
  5. #85
    Originally posted by WellHung He obviously prefers colder conditions than u do. He is not indigenous to Texas. He is from a place much further north.

    Indeed young sir.
  6. #86
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse3.com You're too soft. You'll have a panic attack. probably get bit by a deadly snake and think to yourself "WTF was I thinking" with the closest person miles from you.

    unless you mean literally in your own back yard.

    Hahahaha, that's cute that you know me so well. True, true...
  7. #87
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    The only real way to camp for long periods isn't to bring more kit.

    It's to change your body.

    You need to stop showering every evening. You need to stop relying on 3 carb heavy meals a day. You need to become more muscular, less fat. You need to stop worrying about entertainment/distraction every second of every day. You need to become lighter, hardier, smarter. You need to brown up a little, so the sun doesn't burn you. You need to learn to adopt a diet that doesn't rot your teeth.

    You need to learn to sleep with nothing more than a light cotton blanket over you. You need to learn to get up early, to catch the abundant food available in early morning. You need to harden your hands, so you no longer get blisters from a walking stick. You need to harden your feet (for instance with methylated spirits) so you no longer get blisters on your feet.

    You need to become accustomed to the cold. You need to use your sense of smell to sense game in the forest. You need to become accustomed to going a day or more without food. You need to become accustomed to going a day or more without water.

    You need to learn how to sense a spring, and dig for it. You need to be able to taste the poison in the local bushes. You need to be able to boil water without having a pot. You need to be able to kill and skin an animal, and choose the most valuable organs for your own. You need to go without coffee, tea, nicotine, or any of the other pleasures of civilisation. You need to force your intestines to sense and to harden up against the protozoans that inhabit many rivers.

    You need to acquire a sense of place, and a sense of space. You need to be able to know north, south, east, west, instinctively. You need to know the land. You need to settle into nature, and not be bothered by those harmless bugs or animals that aren't worth killing and eating.

    You need to have boundless energy. Even if you do not eat, you need to be alert at all times. You must not sleep fully, ever. You must be eternally vigilant.

    You need to become a tool of survival. You need to be harder and more valuable than steel. If you cannot do this you deserve to be dead.
  8. #88
    Originally posted by Cootehill The only real way to camp for long periods isn't to bring more kit.

    It's to change your body.

    You need to stop showering every evening. You need to stop relying on 3 carb heavy meals a day. You need to become more muscular, less fat. You need to stop worrying about entertainment/distraction every second of every day. You need to become lighter, hardier, smarter. You need to brown up a little, so the sun doesn't burn you. You need to learn to adopt a diet that doesn't rot your teeth.

    You need to learn to sleep with nothing more than a light cotton blanket over you. You need to learn to get up early, to catch the abundant food available in early morning. You need to harden your hands, so you no longer get blisters from a walking stick. You need to harden your feet (for instance with methylated spirits) so you no longer get blisters on your feet.

    You need to become accustomed to the cold. You need to use your sense of smell to sense game in the forest. You need to become accustomed to going a day or more without food. You need to become accustomed to going a day or more without water.

    You need to learn how to sense a spring, and dig for it. You need to be able to taste the poison in the local bushes. You need to be able to boil water without having a pot. You need to be able to kill and skin an animal, and choose the most valuable organs for your own. You need to go without coffee, tea, nicotine, or any of the other pleasures of civilisation. You need to force your intestines to sense and to harden up against the protozoans that inhabit many rivers.

    You need to acquire a sense of place, and a sense of space. You need to be able to know north, south, east, west, instinctively. You need to know the land. You need to settle into nature, and not be bothered by those harmless bugs or animals that aren't worth killing and eating.

    You need to have boundless energy. Even if you do not eat, you need to be alert at all times. You must not sleep fully, ever. You must be eternally vigilant.

    You need to become a tool of survival. You need to be harder and more valuable than steel. If you cannot do this you deserve to be dead.

    Nothing about needing to get used to wiping your ass with leaves and brush?
  9. #89
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing about needing to get used to wiping your ass with leaves and brush?

    Look at you. I bet you couldn't even catch a fly with a pair of chopsticks.
  10. #90
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill You need to stop relying on 3 carb heavy meals a day.

    Who do you think you're talkin' to, boy?

    If you could put together all the letters in the betabet your momma taught you, who would you say I am?
  11. #91
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Enterita Who do you think you're talkin' to, boy?

    If you could put together all the letters in the betabet your momma taught you, who would you say I am?

    Who?

    Not Soy-boy. That's too salutary.

    More like bread-boy. You get off on eating those empty white carbs.

    "for energy" of course.

    If you don't have them you feel ill, like you have aids or something.

    Bread-aids.
  12. #92
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill Who?

    Not Soy-boy. That's too salutary.

    More like bread-boy. You get off on eating those empty white carbs.

    "for energy" of course.

    If you don't have them you feel ill, like you have aids or something.

    Bread-aids.

    The only carbs I get are from fruit and vegetables. I once went two weeks without any carbs at all, but had to stop that due to heart palpitations.
  13. #93
    I've been on a extreme low carb diet for a year...no bread, no potatoes, no beer, no rice..none of that shit...not much fruit either really. meat green veg and cheese primarily...maybe 20-40g of carbs a day at most.

    I only shit once or twice a week as a result and then they are nothing to write home about. I figure my body is pretty much using up everything I put in it. When I do go camping later in the year I expect I'll not be shitting in the woods much.
  14. #94
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
  15. #95
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Cootehill The only real way to camp for long periods isn't to bring more kit.

    It's to change your body.

    You need to stop showering every evening. You need to stop relying on 3 carb heavy meals a day. You need to become more muscular, less fat. You need to stop worrying about entertainment/distraction every second of every day. You need to become lighter, hardier, smarter. You need to brown up a little, so the sun doesn't burn you. You need to learn to adopt a diet that doesn't rot your teeth.

    You need to learn to sleep with nothing more than a light cotton blanket over you. You need to learn to get up early, to catch the abundant food available in early morning. You need to harden your hands, so you no longer get blisters from a walking stick. You need to harden your feet (for instance with methylated spirits) so you no longer get blisters on your feet.

    You need to become accustomed to the cold. You need to use your sense of smell to sense game in the forest. You need to become accustomed to going a day or more without food. You need to become accustomed to going a day or more without water.

    You need to learn how to sense a spring, and dig for it. You need to be able to taste the poison in the local bushes. You need to be able to boil water without having a pot. You need to be able to kill and skin an animal, and choose the most valuable organs for your own. You need to go without coffee, tea, nicotine, or any of the other pleasures of civilisation. You need to force your intestines to sense and to harden up against the protozoans that inhabit many rivers.

    You need to acquire a sense of place, and a sense of space. You need to be able to know north, south, east, west, instinctively. You need to know the land. You need to settle into nature, and not be bothered by those harmless bugs or animals that aren't worth killing and eating.

    You need to have boundless energy. Even if you do not eat, you need to be alert at all times. You must not sleep fully, ever. You must be eternally vigilant.

    You need to become a tool of survival. You need to be harder and more valuable than steel. If you cannot do this you deserve to be dead.

    Not to be a dick but aren't you, by your own description, a fat depressed tech worker of some sort that doesn't leave the house (not that there's anything wrong with that)?
  16. #96
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
  17. #97
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by apt About 2 months. I was much harder and in far better shape then. Just got back from a 2 week long camping trip and found it more difficult than I should have. Need to start working out again while I'm around civilization, spend less time being a tech slave and more honing my bushcraft skills.

    Won't matter.. NASA is leaking out that a hoard of very large space rocks are showing up in larger numbers than seen before. one the size of the great Egyptian pyramid just swung by us by a million miles. something like 1 hour later and it would of hit somewhere in Canada.

    This happened during Obama's admin.. people didn't know this but Obama was taken to the Arctic for a few days with his family. to the frozen depot where they store seeds and shit in case this happens.

    No lie.

    Prove me Wrong
  18. #98
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by totse3.com Prove me Wrong

    You're wrong and have schizophrenia.

    Prove me Wrong.
  19. #99
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Won't matter.. NASA is leaking out that a hoard of very large space rocks are showing up in larger numbers than seen before. one the size of the great Egyptian pyramid just swung by us by a million miles. something like 1 hour later and it would of hit somewhere in Canada.

    This happened during Obama's admin.. people didn't know this but Obama was taken to the Arctic for a few days with his family. to the frozen depot where they store seeds and shit in case this happens.

    No lie.

    Prove me Wrong

    The burden of proof lies with the person making the claim you dumb faggot.
  20. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Lanny Not to be a dick but aren't you, by your own description, a fat depressed tech worker of some sort that doesn't leave the house (not that there's anything wrong with that)?

    Unemployed
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