2018-08-23 at 4:29 PM UTC
Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
ie. having small boobs, or being a fatass?
Just cut the bad parts off.
2018-08-23 at 5:04 PM UTC
the only way i've ever seen it happen is if they are on mdma/meth
2018-08-23 at 8:42 PM UTC
Jizz on the offending body part repeatedly while saying "oooh yeah baby, mmmmmmm"
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post didn't die in a fire!
2018-08-23 at 8:44 PM UTC
act like ur popping her toes but get a really good grip and actually pull them off
2018-08-24 at 5:42 AM UTC
You dont, you make her feel even worse. Did you seriously just ask that OP.
2018-08-24 at 6:57 AM UTC
Find a bitch with some self esteem
2018-08-24 at 9:39 AM UTC
Put on a mask and rape her
Then when she's telling you about it later say "see? You're hot enough that this totally random person was willing to risk jail time to have sex with you"