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I Have To Go To The Hospital Today

  1. #21
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Like, what the fuck do expect? Fuck, man.

    Do you want me to do a funny dance for the baby and blow sugar up your asshole?
  2. #22
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    You don't have to go to the hospital
  3. #23
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by stl1 All three are supposed to be white.

    We'll have to wait and see.

    Sometimes my son makes me see red.

    "Oh, uhhm, and you are..."
    "Dad... that's Jamal. We didn't how to tell you but he's the father of the baby. Probably. He represents his clique."
    "His clique?!?!!"
    "The Northside CrackaBustas"
    "Son..... wha.."
    "Jennifer and I... we don't have a sexual relationship. She.. we decided that it's better for us if they.. y'know... 'do they thang witter'.."
    " "
  4. #24
    It's funny when the baby is clearly mixed and the dude (cuck) is like "you know it's not uncommon for genetic throwbacks to appear in families...my wife had a black great great great great uncle..."
  5. #25
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Real niggas just squat out the baby on a street corner and get right back to husslin'.
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Thanks, Ity and Boo! Sorry you're jealous and alone though, Boo.

    Risir and Infinity…pretty much what I expected from a pair of assholes.

    SMH

    have fun with the handsome and well tanned individual sprog.
  7. #27
    ShizNitty Houston
    Sorry to hear about your misfortune, But personally ive never been to a hospital. I consider those who enter one to be weak. Just my opinion though and don't care if you fags agree with it or not haha
  8. #28
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As is raping children.

    Lololol
  9. #29
    Madman African Astronaut
    Can we all agree that the grandparents on here are ruining our vibe and should be limited to one hour of internet per day
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Madman Can we all agree that the grandparents on here are ruining our vibe and should be limited to one hour of internet per day

    Agreed...and no help from "little Jimmy" if they don't know how to turn the computer on.
  11. #31
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    "Rosie" was born at 11:22 pm last night weighing in at 6 lbs. 2 oz. and 19" long. Mother and child both doing OK.

    Sorry assholes, she's definitely white.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #32
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by stl1 Sorry assholes, she's definitely white.

    Congratulations. I'll say a prayer of gratitude for that. Hitler, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy Reich come, thy holocaust be done, properly this time. Amen.
  13. #33
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]


    Congrats, and good luck..
  14. #34
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    Congrats, and good luck..

    ^ Uh oh, I just read it was a girl...πŸ‘
  15. #35
    Technologist victim of incest
    Congrats StlπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰β€οΈβ€οΈπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰

    Mikey, did you notice who they named her after?
  16. #36
    Originally posted by stl1 Sorry assholes, she's definitely white.

    She'll make up for that when she's 16 or 17 and brings Jamaal home for dinner and dick.
  17. #37
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by stl1 I'm going to be a grandfather for the second time. My youngest son and his wife are in the hospital waiting to get admitted for the birth of their daughter. Her first so it may not come until tomorrow. Hoping for nothing but good news!

    Congrats.

    Did you pain the room pink for them?
  18. #38
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She'll make up for that when she's 16 or 17 and brings Jamaal home for dinner and dick.

    More like 11 if things keep going the way they are
  19. #39
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    PapPaw

    Best of luck to your son and daughter-in-law.

    Blessings to grace another Angel coming to Earth.β™‘
  20. #40
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by stl1 "Rosie" was born at 11:22 pm last night weighing in at 6 lbs. 2 oz. and 19" long. Mother and child both doing OK.

    Sorry assholes, she's definitely white.

    OMG that time is the date of JFK

    She's gonna be a trigger easy person :D

    you got a lot of work ahead of you Gramps! say congrats to the parents from us.
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