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Clash of the Caned Cripples - stupid noob vs. The Dark Rodent

  1. #1
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Old man would fuck you up, kid. Just letting you know.
  2. #2
    HTS highlight reel
    stupid noob has a robot leg now. It'd actually be a geriatric with a cane vs a cyborg.

    I would pay to watch this either way. 🙃
  3. #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    don't forget the subway tunnel nostril due to being gang raped in the face by a well endowed biker gang.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would also pay to watch..in FECES!!
  5. #5
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mmQ I would also pay to watch..in FECES!!

    Ew. Even if you had a scat fetish, why would you want to watch a fight while you were in feces?
  6. #6
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by HTS Ew. Even if you had a scat fetish, why would you want to watch a fight while you were in feces?

    #howaniggalive
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS Ew. Even if you had a scat fetish, why would you want to watch a fight while you were in feces?

    Because of the scat fetish? What kind of a question is that?

    *Powerful grimace*
  8. #8
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mmQ Because of the scat fetish? What kind of a question is that?

    *Powerful grimace*

    But like... it's be like masturbating to rocks. You know? Like yeah masturbating is fun, fetishes are fun, but why do it while watching a fight or looking at rocks. 😓
  9. #9
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Have you seen the two opponents? Not so different from scat.
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Stupid n00b is actually a very good person and very knowledgable. Comparing him to TheDarkRodent is like comparing Albert Einstein on a bad day to Mr. Bean with a rabies infection.
  11. #11
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Stupid n00b is actually a very good person and very knowledgable.

    Yea....

    How does his dick taste, though?
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Yea….

    How does his dick taste, though?

    You're just jealous, punk. Grow up.
  13. #13
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Did you just call me a punk?
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Did you just call me a punk?

    That's exactly how you come across.
  15. #15
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    DISREGARD THE OTHER FIGHT EVERYBODY! THE MAIN EVENT IS ON!

    COME AT ME, BEARPUNCHER! ILL FUCKING END YOU!
  16. #16
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † DISREGARD THE OTHER FIGHT EVERYBODY! THE MAIN EVENT IS ON!

    COME AT ME, BEARPUNCHER! ILL FUCKING END YOU!

    *slaps RisiR in the face with a wet fish*
  17. #17
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Smells like your mother.
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