Who's more autistic. Malice or myself?

1. 2015-07-14 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   I prefer the term "abractically inclined"
2. 2015-07-14 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #22
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm not sure. I'm going to go with Malice because he's lived longer than Sploo and thus has been more autistic.
3. 2015-07-14 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   mikey mike mike mike
   age is irrelevant in autism
   theres those 7 year old savants that count toothpicks and rain man shit can solve economic crises if given the right tools, same thing as tinker toys or legos
   
4. 2015-07-14 at 7:34 AM UTC

   #24
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   We have different autism superpowers but mine are more interesting. Spatial abstract reasoning abilities vs memory and attention. You have better executive functioning but executive functioning is boring. It just makes you a better robot.

   
   
   And what have you done with it besides creating poorly constructed tests with laughable validity that no one wants to take and playing with your puzzles and legos alone?
5. 2015-07-14 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #25
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   Ideas. What have you done besides nothing?
6. 2015-07-14 at 9:12 PM UTC

   #26
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   Heh I love this fucking thread. Malice is pissed.
   
   I got a hundred bucks on malice in a fight to the death.
7. 2015-07-15 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #27
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Ideas. What have you done besides nothing?

   
   

   Heh I love this fucking thread. Malice is pissed.
   
   I got a hundred bucks on malice in a fight to the death.

   
   I'm not serious, I just enjoy taking the piss out of people at opportune moments.
8. 2015-07-15 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #28
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   You are literally stupid though. Despite all the noots you ingest you are incapable of creating anything unique or interesting. Your working memory and perservation is good, so you have good amounts of research on topics that interest you, as well as well thought out replies to accompany them, but do you have anything about you that actually makes you a worthwhile contributor. Probably not, you just give a shit about things nobody else cares about, or rather, you do all the research for everyone like a subtly manipulated subservient. Meanwhile I'm designing math systems by the dozen like...daily, whether you agree with the psychometrics or not...and even if you don't it doesn't really matter because I'm so attuned to the complexity of systems that I'm aware what levels of intelligence a question measures just by the amount of operators in use.
9. 2015-07-15 at 5:07 AM UTC

   #29
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   hashtag rekt
10. 2015-07-15 at 5:08 AM UTC

    #30
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's true, I'm a psychological trainwreck. How bad will you be in a decade if your life stays on the same path?
11. 2015-07-16 at 7:27 AM UTC

    #31
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    mikey mike mike mike
    age is irrelevant in autism
    theres those 7 year old savants that count toothpicks and rain man shit can solve economic crises if given the right tools, same thing as tinker toys or legos

    
    
    Oh my bad. So autistic kids can also very well be genius kids. Nice. Sploo, there's hope for you.
12. 2015-07-16 at 9:03 AM UTC

    #32
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Malice may be a hiki but he does seem to have found a sustainable corner of the world to exist in.

    
    There's nothing sustainable about an unrelenting death. I may be delaying it, but I'm literally killing myself gradually.
13. 2015-07-16 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #33
    vaporwave Yung Blood

    it doesn't really matter because I'm so attuned to the complexity of systems that I'm aware what levels of intelligence a question measures just by the amount of operators in use.

    
    But can you meet/interact with new people or hold down a job?
14. 2015-07-19 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #34
    Pauly Roger Yung Blood
    As far a society goes yall are both outcasts unable to hold down a job. Yall are competing to be more autistic which makes yall even more autistic. Sploo i wanna say is my age or a year older, and sure he might be book smart, but common sense i find is alot more appreciated. I feel malice has morr common sense. Although i do have doubt because he rarely if ever has a real interaction. Sploo you like puzzles, get into cars. Use that knowledge and that passion to help yourself. A car is a huge complex puzzle. And you can satisfy your need for speed. Malice, go to school, press your nose deep in the books on something in your expertise, and stick with it. Yall niggas aint hopeless
15. 2015-07-25 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #35
    vaporwave Yung Blood

    A car is a huge complex puzzle. And you can satisfy your need for speed. Malice, go to school, press your nose deep in the books on something in your expertise, and stick with it. Yall niggas aint hopeless

    
    No they are helpless. Neither one of them have the social skills to do either of those thing you suggested. Sploo might be able to become normal after a while, but he is so far behind already its going to be hard and I doubt he will really want to.
    
    Malice is pretty far gone. He knows this and has already accepted it so why are you trying to help him?
    
16. 2015-07-26 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Vote Sploo for Autismus Maximus.
17. 2015-07-26 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #37
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    No they are helpless. Neither one of them have the social skills to do either of those thing you suggested. Sploo might be able to become normal after a while, but he is so far behind already its going to be hard and I doubt he will really want to.
    
    Malice is pretty far gone. He knows this and has already accepted it so why are you trying to help him?

    
    
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18. 2015-07-26 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #38
    Marky Yung Blood
    ... Shit, I've pretty much given up understanding what's being said in this thread. Except for the above post. I know my AI.
19. 2015-07-26 at 6:35 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Remember when blunderstar was pretending to be a robot because he was upset about something? Good job bringing robotic back malice
20. 2015-07-26 at 6:53 AM UTC

    #40
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman

    Remember when blunderstar was pretending to be a robot because he was upset about something

    
    lol
    
    blunderstar was IWD