Most bullshit reason you were arrested?

1. 2018-08-20 at 4:38 AM UTC

   #41
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III drunk in public.
   
   also OP is from the final episode of seinfeld you dense fucks

   
   just figured it went without saying..
2. 2018-08-20 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #42
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   Only time I've been arrested, I was so fucked up i couldn't remember what it was I did, I just woke up on the ground in handcuffs, talking shit about the cop and telling him to make his female partner do it next time
   
   I then proceeded to talk shit about him and the force in general (they sent eight officers with multiple ARs after one homeless guy, I couldn't resist)
   
   For some reason, I had it in my mind that I had been caught manufacturing silencers so I thought i was going to be in jail for a while, so i just had fun with it, even going as far as talking about other toys I had manufactured just to piss them off
   
   As soon as I learned that it was just disorderly conduct I promptly shut the fuck up
   
   I did, however, tell them I was going to kill myself if they didn't give me my phone call after we got to the station, and they threw me in solitary confinement for that
   
   I know nobody is going to believe this, but thankfully I managed to get one of the guards to call someone to bail me out after a few days. I eventually found out that they had intentionally spelled my name wrong in the system so that nobody would find me. It had to be intentional, they had my license, and they had done the same thing to others who had been arrested with me
   
   I posted about it on TB when it was around, wonder if there's an archive somewhere
3. 2018-08-20 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #43
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by stare rape Only time I've been arrested, I was so fucked up i couldn't remember what it was I did, I just woke up on the ground in handcuffs, talking shit about the cop and telling him to make his female partner do it next time
   
   I then proceeded to talk shit about him and the force in general (they sent eight officers with multiple ARs after one homeless guy, I couldn't resist)
   
   For some reason, I had it in my mind that I had been caught manufacturing silencers so I thought i was going to be in jail for a while, so i just had fun with it, even going as far as talking about other toys I had manufactured just to piss them off
   
   As soon as I learned that it was just disorderly conduct I promptly shut the fuck up
   
   I did, however, tell them I was going to kill myself if they didn't give me my phone call after we got to the station, and they threw me in solitary confinement for that
   
   I know nobody is going to believe this, but thankfully I managed to get one of the guards to call someone to bail me out after a few days. I eventually found out that they had intentionally spelled my name wrong in the system so that nobody would find me. It had to be intentional, they had my license, and they had done the same thing to others who had been arrested with me
   
   I posted about it on TB when it was around, wonder if there's an archive somewhere

   
   fake news, when you get magistrated they tell you why you were arrested lol
4. 2018-08-20 at 6:07 AM UTC

   #44
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby fake news, when you get magistrated they tell you why you were arrested lol

   
   when I got in front of the judge was when i found out it was just disorderly conduct
   
   The cop might've told me before then but if he did I didn't remember
   
   Wayback machine has snapshots of TB from around then but not of that thread unfortunately
5. 2018-08-20 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   You couldn't get laid by a cop if you paid them
6. 2018-08-20 at 6:25 AM UTC

   #46
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL You couldn't get laid by a cop if you paid them

   
   Nor would I want to under normal circumstances
7. 2018-08-20 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #47
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by stare rape I know nobody is going to believe this, but thankfully I managed to get one of the guards to call someone to bail me out after a few days. I eventually found out that they had intentionally spelled my name wrong in the system so that nobody would find me. It had to be intentional, they had my license, and they had done the same thing to others who had been arrested with me

   
   I've read that's fairly common, makes it difficult for lawyers to find you
8. 2018-08-20 at 6:47 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by stare rape Nor would I want to under normal circumstances

   
   What if its a hot milf and she offers prostitution to escape a felony.
9. 2018-08-20 at 6:50 AM UTC

   #49
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by aldra I've read that's fairly common, makes it difficult for lawyers to find you

   
   And police wonder why everyone hates them.
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL What if its a hot milf and she offers prostitution to escape a felony.

   
   What? As in I committed the felony and by fucking her I get out of it? Sure. But I wouldn't consider that normal circumstances
10. 2018-08-20 at 8:29 AM UTC

    #50
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by stare rape when I got in front of the judge was when i found out it was just disorderly conduct
    
    The cop might've told me before then but if he did I didn't remember
    
    Wayback machine has snapshots of TB from around then but not of that thread unfortunately

    
    what were you doing that was disorderly? still sounds like bs that you don't even know the real reason why you were arrested.
11. 2018-08-20 at 8:30 AM UTC

    #51
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL What if its a hot milf and she offers prostitution to escape a felony.

    
    i bet you think hydro is a real tasty bird lol
12. 2018-08-20 at 9:15 AM UTC

    #52
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what were you doing that was disorderly? still sounds like bs that you don't even know the real reason why you were arrested.

    
    Some shit head called 911 and said I was freaking out and talking about killing a bunch of people and myself and said I had an AR with me (which I did) so i guess it was 50% deserved and 50% bullshit
    
    I still don't remember anything up until I was arrested though
13. 2018-08-20 at 9:53 AM UTC

    #53
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by stare rape Some shit head called 911 and said I was freaking out and talking about killing a bunch of people and myself and said I had an AR with me (which I did) so i guess it was 50% deserved and 50% bullshit
    
    I still don't remember anything up until I was arrested though

    
    So what was the disposition of your case?
14. 2018-08-20 at 10:08 AM UTC

    #54
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby So what was the disposition of your case?

    
    I went to the loony bin soon after, then brought the papers to court and pretended that I had gone there voluntarily to seek help for my issues and they dropped the charges
15. 2018-08-20 at 10:11 AM UTC

    #55
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kind of funny how you blatantly misuse words and people try to guess what you meant to say
16. 2018-08-20 at 10:12 AM UTC

    #56
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra kind of funny how you blatantly misuse words and people try to guess what you meant to say

    
    I like u.
17. 2018-08-20 at 10:13 AM UTC

    #57
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by aldra kind of funny how you blatantly misuse words and people try to guess what you meant to say

    
    For some reason the US court system does actually use that word in reference to court cases
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • kroz
18. 2018-08-20 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #58
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by aldra kind of funny how you blatantly misuse words and people try to guess what you meant to say

    
    sorry but not sorry put disposition has more than one meaning in the united states
    
    2.
    the way in which something is placed or arranged, especially in relation to other things.
    
    i used that word knowing either you or lanny or billiam would say something about it.
19. 2018-08-20 at 12:57 PM UTC

    #59
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby 2.
    the way in which something is placed or arranged, especially in relation to other things.

    
    that makes even less sense.
20. 2018-08-20 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #60
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Being overtly handsome in a designated ugly zone.