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neighbors reported my car for not moving it

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    apparently you're supposed to move your shit every 72 hours at least but i was bingeing and being safe by NOT DRIVING because I was fucked up so my car stayed parked for a minute and one of my bitch ass neighbors got their panties in a twist so the 5-0 was trying to impound my shit but i moved it first. its been there about 36 hours now so i have to move it again fairly soon, i'm going to keep trying to take up those parking spots that it got reported in and move it once every 72 hours to piss them off. there's some wannabe yuppie complex across the street even though the area is kinda low income but these hipster faggots are trying to take that away from us along with all our freedom.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If you have a personal parking spot included with your apartment (or separately) they can't make you move it. You just be parking in the guest parking.

    I used to have a fucking Chevy Lumina VAN that I would just drive around doing heat stuff with, if we were ever going to go make a move we'd take this van and I always parked it by these buildings. There would be a billion tickets on the windshield which I would carefully put back in the same place after I returned it to make it look like we didn't go do some heat shit.

    Eventually it magically disappeared into the ether
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    Originally posted by Sudo If you have a personal parking spot included with your apartment (or separately) they can't make you move it. You just be parking in the guest parking.

    I used to have a fucking Chevy Lumina VAN that I would just drive around doing heat stuff with, if we were ever going to go make a move we'd take this van and I always parked it by these buildings. There would be a billion tickets on the windshield which I would carefully put back in the same place after I returned it to make it look like we didn't go do some heat shit.

    Eventually it magically disappeared into the ether

    yea but i live in the hood. not really but we def don't have personal parking spots. that's a good idea though.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III apparently you're supposed to move your shit every 72 hours at least but i was bingeing and being safe by NOT DRIVING because I was fucked up so my car stayed parked for a minute and one of my bitch ass neighbors got their panties in a twist so the 5-0 was trying to impound my shit but i moved it first. its been there about 36 hours now so i have to move it again fairly soon, i'm going to keep trying to take up those parking spots that it got reported in and move it once every 72 hours to piss them off. there's some wannabe yuppie complex across the street even though the area is kinda low income but these hipster faggots are trying to take that away from us along with all our freedom.

    i used to have a bitch neighbor who called code enforcement on a regular basis about me.

    not anymore.

    they sold their house at 25% (a high five-figure amount) below the local market value. that sale and loss was a direct response to my actions.

    oh yea...i gave it to that sloppy kike right in his fun tunnel, sans lube.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I used to have a fucking Chevy Lumina VAN that I would just drive around doing heat stuff with,

    which translates to you would drive around abducting small children who,once in the van, would turn the tables on you...beat your ass...then use the rope and shovel on you that you thought you were going to use on them.
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by infinityshock they sold their house at 25% (a high five-figure amount) below the local market value. that sale and loss was a direct response to my actions.

    Was it due to all your black boyfriends hanging around the neighbourhood?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cootehill Was it due to all your black boyfriends hanging around the neighbourhood?

    sounds like youre looking for a large number of niggers to anonymously make you the mother of a bastard niglet.
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