Ugh I wish I was still a virgin.

1. 2018-08-18 at 11:06 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut
   I want the pity from people. I want to be an advertisement for how women can be so shallow and cruel to reject me. But it's mainly the pity. Such an underrated feeling. I'd rather be felt sorry for than admired... how weird is that?
   
   I guess I can still get it here, right? Like half of you people call me a virgin and an incel anyway, so... like, would anyone even notice the inconsistencies in my posts?
   
   I'm a virgin. I've never had sex. I'm almost 30 and I'm a fucking virgin because women fucking hate me. :(
2. 2018-08-18 at 11:12 AM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   I think wellhung is the only person here who thinks virgin is an adult insult
3. 2018-08-18 at 11:17 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cootehill I think wellhung is the only person here who thinks virgin is an adult insult

   
   Bill Krozby
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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4. 2018-08-18 at 11:37 AM UTC

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   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   What if enter is actually a FtM tranny and the reason he hates women so much is because he was bullied a lot in school.
5. 2018-08-18 at 11:38 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL What if enter is actually a FtM tranny and the reason he hates women so much is because he was bullied a lot in school.

   
   That's really funny.
6. 2018-08-18 at 12:12 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I wish my Yankee Mom hadnt fucked that fucking Arkansas Hillbilly 9 months before I was born
7. 2018-08-18 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
   
8. 2018-08-18 at 12:20 PM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q

   
   Someone once said that I remind them of "goob" from that movie. Still haven't seen it, but watched some clips on youtube.
   
   
9. 2018-08-18 at 1:28 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita I want the pity from people. I want to be an advertisement for how women can be so shallow and cruel to reject me. But it's mainly the pity. Such an underrated feeling. I'd rather be felt sorry for than admired… how weird is that?
   
   I guess I can still get it here, right? Like half of you people call me a virgin and an incel anyway, so… like, would anyone even notice the inconsistencies in my posts?
   
   I'm a virgin. I've never had sex. I'm almost 30 and I'm a fucking virgin because women fucking hate me. :(

   
   you're not getting pity. what youre getting is called disgust.
10. 2018-08-18 at 1:36 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    After you fuck a girl for the first time, imply it was your first time ever and they will laugh and find that endearing unless you're really bad at sex