User Controls
How to shut a whiny kid up
-
2018-08-17 at 12:04 AM UTC
-
2018-08-17 at 12:10 AM UTCright
-
2018-08-17 at 12:39 AM UTCRobert you have the mentality of an 8 year old. By the way ...happy 10th birthday.
-
2018-08-17 at 12:50 AM UTC
-
2018-08-17 at 1:29 AM UTCThat's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
There. No more whiny kid. :) -
2018-08-17 at 1:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace That's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
There. No more whiny kid. :)
You tried too hard -
2018-08-17 at 1:39 AM UTCHave the priest remove his penis from his mouth?
-
2018-08-17 at 1:47 AM UTC
-
2018-08-17 at 6:04 AM UTCI've found holding a pillow over Tommy's head usually works. Parenting is easy.
-
2018-08-17 at 6:43 AM UTC^post pix of kid you faggot, but you wont because you're a cuck
-
2018-08-17 at 6:43 AM UTC
-
2018-08-17 at 8:08 AM UTC
-
2018-08-17 at 9:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace That's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
There. No more whiny kid. :)
This is like a classic Totse post. -
2018-08-17 at 12:50 PM UTC
-
2018-08-17 at 1 PM UTC
-
2018-08-17 at 1:01 PM UTC
-
2018-08-17 at 1:10 PM UTCI have found that exactly 15 seconds in the microwave always shuts the little bastards up.