How to shut a whiny kid up

1. 2018-08-17 at 12:04 AM UTC

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   RottenRobert African Astronaut
   
2. 2018-08-17 at 12:10 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   right
3. 2018-08-17 at 12:39 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Robert you have the mentality of an 8 year old. By the way ...happy 10th birthday.
4. 2018-08-17 at 12:50 AM UTC

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   RottenRobert African Astronaut
   get laid yet?
   
   
5. 2018-08-17 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   That's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
   
   Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
   
   Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
   
   There. No more whiny kid. :)
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
6. 2018-08-17 at 1:37 AM UTC

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   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by Grimace That's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
   
   Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
   
   Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
   
   There. No more whiny kid. :)

   
   You tried too hard
7. 2018-08-17 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Have the priest remove his penis from his mouth?
8. 2018-08-17 at 1:47 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL You tried too hard

   
   You never tried.
9. 2018-08-17 at 6:04 AM UTC

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   D4NG0 motherfucker
   I've found holding a pillow over Tommy's head usually works. Parenting is easy.
10. 2018-08-17 at 6:43 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^post pix of kid you faggot, but you wont because you're a cuck
11. 2018-08-17 at 6:43 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Grimace You never tried.

    
    you haven't either mister 6 foot fake
12. 2018-08-17 at 8:08 AM UTC

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    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^post pix of kid you faggot, but you wont because you're a cuck

    
    I already did. He was even enshrined in the photo collage IIRC, so you can forever jack off to his image. Have fun.
13. 2018-08-17 at 9:38 AM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grimace That's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
    
    Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
    
    Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
    
    There. No more whiny kid. :)

    
    This is like a classic Totse post.
14. 2018-08-17 at 12:50 PM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by RottenRobert
    

    
    Kinda defeats the purpose...
15. 2018-08-17 at 1 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    
16. 2018-08-17 at 1:01 PM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    
    lol
17. 2018-08-17 at 1:10 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I have found that exactly 15 seconds in the microwave always shuts the little bastards up.