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  1. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Why is this lady removing her Star-Tat?

    She should have just used photoshop.

    I'd be afraid of some of the girls Obbe posts, like if you squeeze that tit too hard will it burst?

    I mean those boobies look like they're inflated to about 150psi goddam.
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  2. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Happy Hump Day!
  3. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    My daughter says she is going to her "dick appointment" when she leaves to hang out with her guy "friend". It's a little awkward having an adult child who shares everything with you.
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lol,, we learn from our parents
  5. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    I cant say that is ever a phrase I have used, Pole. In fact I still use the phrase Booty Call.
  6. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t My daughter says she is going to her "dick appointment" when she leaves to hang out with her guy "friend". It's a little awkward having an adult child who shares everything with you.

    Lol that’s too funny, T! I’m gonna use that one. β€œI just had my dick appointment.” 😝
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  7. Where is the romance anymore...
  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    This is a newer generation. We have stay "hip" in order to feel relevant. Otherwise, you'll feel like you lost an exponential amount of cool points. Cool points is how we manage the difference from popularity, to being a potential sidekick. Everyone hates being a sidekick. Just ask Robin, tails, squire, aquagirl, Jimmy Olsen, etc.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl This is a newer generation. We have stay "hip" in order to feel relevant. Otherwise, you'll feel like you lost an exponential amount of cool points. Cool points is how we manage the difference from popularity, to being a potential sidekick. Everyone hates being a sidekick. Just ask Robin, tails, squire, aquagirl, Jimmy Olsen, etc.

    Tonto.
  10. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein The most under appreciated career path ever!πŸ˜‚β™₯️
    If I wasn’t a legit people person And loved the people I care for
    I would've already made my body good enough to be a stripper 😝

    Miss seeing you around Red 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    lol

    Heya Starr. Hope you're doing great.
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m doing awesome gorgeousness!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    You are a sight for sore eyes OMFG!
    Your pro pic is breathtaking as always β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️
  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by CandyRein *Ricky Ricardo voice*

    Lucy! I’m home

    *does that obnoxious laugh that he does that kinda sounds like Eddie Murphy*

    You got som SPLAININ to do!!
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    *WAHHHHHHH*

    😭
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  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️
  16. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t I cant say that is ever a phrase I have used, Pole. In fact I still use the phrase Booty Call.

    Even that was nub talk

    before that booty-duty
  17. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl This is a newer generation. We have stay "hip" in order to feel relevant. Otherwise, you'll feel like you lost an exponential amount of cool points. Cool points is how we manage the difference from popularity, to being a potential sidekick. Everyone hates being a sidekick. Just ask Robin, tails, squire, aquagirl, Jimmy Olsen, etc.

    You can't lose exponentially all at once, can you?
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Mood::

    Like a Monarch butterfly in its forth and final stage of its life cycle, completing metamorphosis..emerging from the chrysalis .....



    πŸ’¨ πŸ’¨ πŸ’¨ πŸš€ ❀️
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    so r u still butthurt and thinkin I was fuckin with u or r u over it and realized you just got trampled in a mashbash
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    I smoke weed, what you smokin Poley?
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