2018-08-16 at 2:38 PM UTC
Lol...would you like to smell my finger and get a whiff of what ur missing?π
2018-08-16 at 2:42 PM UTC
You're a clap-on lamp, is what YOU are.
2018-08-16 at 2:47 PM UTC
Speaking of lights/lamps...Alexa wouldn't turn off my lights this morning when I was leaving she said "I'm sorry I'm having difficulty at the moment" and then glowed a red ring...I checked on Alexa #2 in the other room and she said the same thing....I checked my wifi and it was working fine so the CIA must have been updating her or something.
This was inconvenient as I was already a few mins late and manually turning the lights off is a pain in the ass and time consuming.
2018-08-16 at 3:17 PM UTC
Nobody wants to smell your grandma's vagina curds.
2018-08-16 at 3:18 PM UTC
Well that's me put off cottage cheese for a month.
2018-08-16 at 3:44 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Im guessing no ones gonna eat any lunch today lol
2018-08-16 at 3:48 PM UTC
I got 8 girlfriends in just this state
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2018-08-16 at 5:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung
Lol…would you like to smell my finger and get a whiff of what ur missing?π
lol, looking in a mirror some time bud. You haven't touched a vagina since the day you slid out of one
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