2018-08-15 at 4:24 PM UTC
Solo or with someone else?
2018-08-15 at 4:27 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
fuck, I think it was 2013,, maybe 2012,, I stopped lookin, tryin,payin or givin a flying fuck.
Life's been pretty good ever since,, no Drama over where to spend the loot or the fact there aint any loot whateverthecase
2018-08-15 at 4:36 PM UTC
Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
Goddam this site is depressing. Bunch of masturbation enthusiasts and realdoll aficionados.
2018-08-15 at 4:39 PM UTC
Been tryin to get lj to masterbate with me,but sheβs too busy havin intercourse π’
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2018-08-15 at 4:43 PM UTC
I am still waiting on the first time.
2018-08-15 at 4:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by ~L J~
Day before yesterday.
I wish to know one fun fact from your recent sexual rendezvous please.
Thank you ma'am.
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2018-08-15 at 4:51 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Ma'am is the wrong thing to say tho, if ur lookin for deets
2018-08-15 at 4:54 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
4 days ago. I was breathtaking. She was asleep and confused. We made music until muh big cawk made her slightly stir then I slipped out the window leaving only the slightest of DNA traces in my wake. I'm going to marry her in the desert
2018-08-15 at 4:57 PM UTC
I'm saving myself for prince charming.