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Money saving idea: don't refrigerate dairy

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Left cream out all night, opened it and it smells fine so I use it and it tastes fine.
  2. #2
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Just cut out dairy if you're trying to save money. I'll spare you the details, but it's definitely no good for you anymore

    Almond milk is much better IMO. It says that it requires refrigeration after opening but I don't see any reason it should be if you're going to be using it up within a week or two
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by stare rape Almond milk is much better IMO. It says that it requires refrigeration after opening but I don't see any reason it should be if you're going to be using it up within a week or two

    Soy milk is better for you.
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    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by HTS Soy milk is better for you.

    Not good for men in the amounts that many Americans drink
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    Technologist victim of incest
    How will it save you money CP? By not using the fridge? Don’t you have other foods in your fridge? I guess if you only kept dairy in your fridge, you could turn it off and save on electricity.
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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Leave the cream out for a week or two....don’t smell it before using it 🤢

    Then report back 👍

    Or start a thread touting the weight loss strategy behind food poisoning
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by stare rape Not good for men in the amounts that many Americans drink

    Men need it. Violent, aggressive males with healthy testosterone levels need to be dealt with somehow, and it's better than killing them. 🙃
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    Cabinets are the future.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by stare rape Just cut out dairy if you're trying to save money. I'll spare you the details, but it's definitely no good for you anymore

    Almond milk is much better IMO. It says that it requires refrigeration after opening but I don't see any reason it should be if you're going to be using it up within a week or two

    Almonds don't have nipples!!
    It should be called almond juice not milk.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Cabinets are the future.

    you said it best

    liquor has been living in cabinets for years now without major incident.. THAT INCLUDES DAIRY LIQUEURS MIGHT I ADD, NOT THAT I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Almonds don't have nipples!!
    It should be called almond juice not milk.

    almonds cant be squeezed. juice comes from things that you can squeeze.
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    Ok so then how the fuck do almonds produce the milks?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by benny vader almonds cant be squeezed. juice comes from things that you can squeeze.

    U r rite benny, so milk is out. So is juice.

    How do you feel about almond (flavored) beverage?
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by tee hee hee U r rite benny, so milk is out. So is juice.

    How do you feel about almond (flavored) beverage?

    almond water.
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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Beh nee veh dah.
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    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by HTS Men need it. Violent, aggressive males with healthy testosterone levels need to be dealt with somehow, and it's better than killing them. 🙃

    if women weren't so damn docile it wouldn't be a problem
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by stare rape Just cut out dairy if you're trying to save money. I'll spare you the details, but it's definitely no good for you anymore

    Almond milk is much better IMO. It says that it requires refrigeration after opening but I don't see any reason it should be if you're going to be using it up within a week or two

    I've always wondered about who has to squeeze the teats of those poor almonds to get the milk out of them.
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS Soy milk is better for you.

    only for faggots.

    soy is why orientals have no balls or body hair and their males are virtually indistinguishable from their females
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS Men need it. Violent, aggressive males with healthy testosterone levels need to be dealt with somehow, and it's better than killing them. 🙃

    the proper way of dealing with such males is to suck their dick or offer up another of your orifices in tribute.
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    Lightbulb. We should evaporate the dairy so it doesn’t even need refrigeration.
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