Girlfriend is fucking pissed at me, saying I killed her dog

1. 2018-08-13 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #21
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Not as old or fat as U
   
   
   
   *insert retarded looking kid hugging you*
   
   
   
   Looolzzz

   
   Well, that was really fucking low. Her daughter part.
2. 2018-08-13 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #22
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Op, sit your troll ass down.
3. 2018-08-13 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #23
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Sophie You people would have been torn to shreds on Totse, or even Zoklet. "ur older and fatter!" That's a bottom tier "joke" if i ever heard one

   
   She also called the kid a retard, though. Fucking ace.
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4. 2018-08-13 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #24
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR † She also called the kid a retard, though. Fucking ace.

   
   That was a buuuuuuurrrrrnnn
5. 2018-08-13 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #25
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by 🐿 Well, that was really fucking low. Her daughter part.

   
   😱
   
   
   LMAO
6. 2018-08-13 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #26
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I hope you're not a spiritual person because that is gonna mess with your shit for sure.
7. 2018-08-13 at 4:18 PM UTC

   #27
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol. Smh
   
   U going to hell ya old repetitive bitch.
   
   Didn't use a meme once. 😂😋😇😱
8. 2018-08-13 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #28
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Smh
   
   U going to hell ya old repetitive bitch.
   
   Didn't use a meme once. 😂😋😇😱

   
   You’re making me cry fatty
9. 2018-08-13 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #29
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   You could need a ride on your new avatar. Maybe that would make you stop being so bitter.
10. 2018-08-13 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #30
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR † I hope you're not a spiritual person because that is gonna mess with your shit for sure.

    
    Is that because the kid is actually a retard? 🙄
11. 2018-08-13 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #31
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Pretty sure that's ur life bud.
    
    Lmao @ u changed ur avatar. ROFL 😂
12. 2018-08-13 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #32
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yes.
13. 2018-08-13 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #33
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol @ u Photoshop a pic ….where is ur life right now? Lol what are u doing? Smh

    
    Just cropped out the retard fatty 😘
14. 2018-08-13 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #34
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol oh
15. 2018-08-13 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #35
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    
    
    *gif inserted* 👍
16. 2018-08-13 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #36
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol well...that could be ur granddaughter if life weren't so hard. 😂
    But, here u are instead, making the best of it.
    
    Feel pretty good.😋
17. 2018-08-13 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Normally, a broken neck doesn't lead to instant death, so the dog must have been laying there wheezing and choking and whistling with its tongue going in and out for quite awhile.
18. 2018-08-13 at 4:56 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You're dangerous, don't sit anymore.
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19. 2018-08-13 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #39
    

    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    careful your gf is an fbi informant
20. 2018-08-13 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita Passed out/sat down on her couch today due to carb depletion. She's saying I sat on her dog and snapped its neck. Bull fucking shit, there was nothing on that couch when I sat down. It must've crawled under there for warmth.

    
    tell her to look on the bright side. at least she didn't come home to find her dog dead with your dick in it.