Bill Krozby has a small pecker but still seems to manage to get laid...

1. 2018-08-11 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #21
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I'm a grower not a shower. My dick has actually gotten even fatter the older I've gotten.
   
   last night my "date" went on about how hard and big I was and no i didn't "rape" her. She was all over me and no she wasn't a fatty.
   
   The only thing is she is kind of annoying, when we were going to sleep for like 45 min she kept crying in her sleep and saying weird shit like "noooo staahhp it, I don't like it" and i was just laying there listening to my podcast getting pissed off and eventually yelled "KELLY SHUT UP"
   
   plus she spilt her beer on my carpet twice lol
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2. 2018-08-11 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #22
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Madman Bill Krozby the butthole plunderer.

   
   plunder-ee
   
   hes the catcher
   
   hes the unterbottom
3. 2018-08-11 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #23
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm a grower not a shower. My dick has actually gotten even fatter the older I've gotten.
   
   last night my "date" went on about how hard and big I was and no i didn't "rape" her. She was all over me and no she wasn't a fatty.
   
   The only thing is she is kind of annoying, when we were going to sleep for like 45 min she kept crying in her sleep and saying weird shit like "noooo staahhp it, I don't like it" and i was just laying there listening to my podcast getting pissed off and eventually yelled "KELLY SHUT UP"
   
   plus she spilt her beer on my carpet twice lol

   
   pics or fat male goat you shoplifted from the petting zoo
4. 2018-08-11 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #24
   WellHung Black Hole
   🤣
5. 2018-08-11 at 10:52 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by WellHung Bill Krozby has a small pecker but still seems to manage to get laid…

   
   I don't get this. In my experience by the time you get a girl into bed she usually hasn't already seen your dick.
   
   At least around here getting laid does not involve going up to a woman and pulling your dick out for her to examine.
6. 2018-08-11 at 11:01 PM UTC

   #26
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Cootehill I don't get this. In my experience by the time you get a girl into bed she usually hasn't already seen your dick.
   
   At least around here getting laid does not involve going up to a woman and pulling your dick out for her to examine.

   
   this is how you can tell op is an incel
7. 2018-08-11 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   MY DICK IS NINE INCHES LONG LOSERS
8. 2018-08-11 at 11:47 PM UTC

   #28
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Madman MY DICK IS NINE INCHES LONG LOSERS

   
   yeah but you only cram it up your own asshole so you're a loser too, you cuck
9. 2018-08-12 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   herpes
10. 2018-08-12 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #30
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cootehill I don't get this. In my experience by the time you get a girl into bed she usually hasn't already seen your dick.
    
    At least around here getting laid does not involve going up to a woman and pulling your dick out for her to examine.

    
    U dont think word gets out in a social circle? Especially among the slits? Son, ur naive...
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11. 2018-08-12 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #31
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by WellHung U dont think word gets out in a social circle? Especially among the slits? Son, ur naive…

    
    ive only had 2 pairs of girls that new each other that had sex with me and they didn't have a problem with my cock. one of my daughters mom and an ex gf.
    
    the other pair were 2 girls that swapped me with each other which was kind of weird because I didn't know initially they knew each other.
    
    cum swapping
    
    but really im kind of a loner and don't have much of a "social circle" so that stuff really doesn't get out about me. i've fucked many girls over the last few years in my neighborhood and i don't think they knew eachother plus they were repeat customers so I don't think they'd have anything bad to say.
    
    I know I've probably been krunk on here and acting an asshole clown and going on about having a big dick or something, but I'm sure my dick is probaby just slightly above average like mq's.
    
    There was one girl though that was literally weeping while checking out my cock with her mouth and she then looked up at me and wiped the tears from her eyes and smiled and said "i can tell you're quite the cervix puncher, Bill Krozby"
12. 2018-08-12 at 2:51 AM UTC

    #32
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    like seriously though out of all the "problems" and things I have to worry about having a small pecker isn't one of them. the only had a few girls say i had a small dick, 2 of them had never even seen it and one of them I called a slammer and broke up with them so they were pissed.
13. 2018-08-12 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Madman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby only had a few girls say i had a small dick

14. 2018-08-12 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #34
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by ~L J~ Not in this lady’s ocean. Lol. I suppose he does in other oceans. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    
    Did Bill Krozby hint that you two hooked up? like he actually got on a plane and hooked up with you or talking smack?
    
    or was it Kinkou
15. 2018-08-12 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #35
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by totse3.com Did Bill Krozby hint that you two hooked up? like he actually got on a plane and hooked up with you or talking smack?
    
    or was it Kinkou

    
    I never hinted that. I don't know who lj is at all.
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16. 2018-08-12 at 11:59 AM UTC

    #36
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by totse3.com Did Bill Krozby hint that you two hooked up? like he actually got on a plane and hooked up with you or talking smack?
    
    or was it Kinkou

    
    Huh?! Yea, what Bill Krozby said....we don’t know each other.
17. 2018-08-12 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #37
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ~L J~ Huh?! Yea, what Bill Krozby said….we don’t know each other.

    
    i suspect if any sane woman was ever in any such situation she would mace or tazer him right in the eye balls.
18. 2018-08-12 at 3:56 PM UTC

    #38
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    
    
    So, OP.....you have finally recognized your shortcomings and are seeking ... pointers?
19. 2018-08-12 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #39
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by infinityshock i suspect if any sane woman was ever in any such situation she would mace or tazer him right in the eye balls.

    
    Well, he doesn’t have the best reputation around here lol.
20. 2018-08-12 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #40
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by infinityshock i suspect if any sane woman was ever in any such situation she would mace or tazer him right in the eye balls.

    
    Why noth both? That would be hilarious.