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This man is almost 50

  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Are you saying he's 21? Cuz he's 48.

    fake news

    he'll be on snopes before long as lying about his age
  2. #22
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by infinityshock fake news

    he'll be on snopes before long as lying about his age

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masahiro_Sakurai

    Again, he was first credited on a videogame 26 years ago, you can go find if you really want to. So he's had a professional job for at least that long, which he couldn't have done until he was 18 so the absolute youngest he could be now is 44.
  3. #23
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    they all lie on their statements at ellis island when they come over from vietkong

    it means they get to redeem their senior citizen discounts much earlier
  4. #24
    Madman African Astronaut
    I think testosterone is harder on your body, it turns into something that can make your hair fall out and obviously women live longer. I think less having less testosterone makes you age better. If you look at like pro football players they age like shit.
  5. #25
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah especially that one guy that got knocked on the head too much and he flipped the fuck out and killed his family cause he got retarded from running the ball too much
  6. #26
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    It's on the net, so it must be true tho...
  7. #27
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mikeyagain It's on the net, so it must be true tho…

    Already explained why there is good reason to believe it twice.
  8. #28
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Lanny Already explained why there is good reason to believe it twice.

    does anyone know the encrpytion password to read this shit or is he just trolling us?
  9. #29
    Technologist victim of incest
    Why are you guys having such a hard time believing this guy is 48? There are all kinds of folks that have youthful looks. Good living, good genes, and a variety of other factors can aid in this.

    I’ve seen plenty of people that look nothing like their age.
  10. #30
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Lanny Already explained why there is good reason to believe it twice.

    It could easily be true, but some women do better work than that, with just enhancements, and camera angles..Js
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masahiro_Sakurai

    Again, he was first credited on a videogame 26 years ago, you can go find if you really want to. So he's had a professional job for at least that long, which he couldn't have done until he was 18 so the absolute youngest he could be now is 44.

    Lanny, there are several world renowned programmers who are much younger than 18. Even a 5-year old has recently passed the Microsoft Certified Professional exam. For example, Muhammad Hamza Shahzad, from UK's Birmingham, is the world's youngest computer programmer at only seven years old.

    Others include:

    Santiago Gonzalez

    Age: 14

    Most 14-year-olds struggle getting through middle school. Not this computer genius. In fact, he's already in college and set to graduate with a master's degree by 17. Rather than indulge in social media and online gaming, Gonzalez focuses his efforts on making iOS apps. He's also fluent in over a dozen programming languages.


    Babar Iqbal

    Age: 15

    At five years old, Iqbal was already a computer programmer. By the time he reached the age of 12, Iqbal had four world records under his belt: Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional (age 9); Youngest Certified Wireless Network Administrator (age 9); Youngest Certified Web Professional Associate (age 10); and Youngest Microsoft Certified Technology Specialist (age 12). The IT specialist hopes to advance even further in the computer industry and has already received offers from several U.S. tech companies.
  12. #32
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Lanny, there are several world renowned programmers who are much younger than 18. Even a 5-year old has recently passed the Microsoft Certified Professional exam. For example, Muhammad Hamza Shahzad, from UK's Birmingham, is the world's youngest computer programmer at only seven years old.

    He's not a programmer and nintendo and subsidiaries don't hire minors.
  13. #33
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Who actually cares
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