Scorched earth home defense

1. 2018-08-09 at 10:42 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   I want ideas on how to destroy my home completely if someone trespasses in it. The only thing that stops a bad guy with explosives is a good guy with explosives.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
2. 2018-08-09 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #2
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   http://www.wbay.com/content/news/Man-sentenced-to-prison-for-Waupaca-County-house-explosion-487221901.html
   
   or C4
3. 2018-08-10 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Really your house should already have a 70 kilometre "dead zone" around it. If it doesn't you have already failed as a man.
4. 2018-08-10 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #4
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cootehill Really your house should already have a 70 kilometre "dead zone" around it. If it doesn't you have already failed as a man.

   
   because that is realistic in modern human civilization
   
   i hung out in a 'place' that the closest store of any sort was 20 minutes away and the nearest real shopping was 45 minutes away. no...that shit sucks the big fat juicy homeless nigger cock.
5. 2018-08-10 at 12:17 AM UTC

   #5
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   dig out a cavern underneath and put the explosives there, if anyone invades the entire property just disappears into the ground