Things that make your blood pressure go up thread

1. 2015-09-09 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Liberals , robot chicken, atheists that try to convert people, potheads that criticize any other drug, annoying pc gamers
2. 2015-09-09 at 12:50 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ring someone's doorbell and then hide behind the bushes blood pressure will skyrocket dangerously and there is a high risk of confrontation.
3. 2015-09-09 at 12:57 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   • Smoking
   • Being overweight or obese
   • Lack of physical activity
   • Too much salt in the diet
   • Rabbits eating all the carrots in your garden
   • Too much alcohol consumption (more than 1-2 drinks per day)
   • Stress
   • Older age
   • Spending too much time in TinyChat
   • Genetics
   • Family history of high blood pressure
   • When your cat is just too dang cute
   • Chronic kidney disease
   • Adrenal and thyroid disorders
   • Paying $12 to see a movie at the theater and being disappoint
   • Sleep apnea
4. 2015-09-09 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pot is cool. All other drugs are bad, M'kay.
5. 2015-09-09 at 4:43 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I'm guessing mine is mainly due to genetics *suspected marfans* I've had high blood pressure ever since I was kid. Working out seems to help, but copious amounts of alcohol are my bain
6. 2015-09-09 at 7:12 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Lol, Roshambo is a christian.
7. 2015-09-09 at 7:27 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Roman catholic master religion Tried to stop believing in god and convert to the "non delusional truth" of no god no heaven no hell etc etc but all it did was turn me into an edgy teenager r3b3l. After accepting god back into my life, nothing has changed cept for the fact that I'm not a member of the lol god sucks cause church is ghey club
8. 2015-09-09 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   God told me to snort wellbutrins mixed with tylenol and chase it with a jumbo bottle of Delsym plus one prayer and 2 hail maryz
9. 2015-09-09 at 10:38 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   lol god sucks cause church is ghey club

   
   How can something that doesn't exist suck?
10. 2015-09-09 at 11:13 PM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    ask yourself that.
11. 2015-09-10 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ask yourself that.

    He asked you, you scrambled egg brained waste of social resources.
12. 2015-09-10 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    ask yourself that.

    
    I already know the answer. The answer is : It can't. So your assertion that atheists are atheists because they're in the 'god sucks cause church is ghey club' doesn't make sense.
13. 2015-09-11 at 12:06 AM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    I see no point in explaining anything to someone that is just going to explain to me why I'm a braindead numbskull
14. 2015-09-11 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I see no point in explaining anything to someone that is just going to explain to me why I'm a braindead numbskull

    Film yourself 24/7 for 7 days, sober up for 7 days afterwards, watch it every day for the next 7 days in a row and get back to us 7 days after that with a 100 page single spaced, typed book report.
15. 2015-11-03 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #15
    Sharpie Houston
    People that come up and talk to you and think they're funny, when they're the complete opposite.
    People that LITERALLY do not know how to drive!!! I wish I could just shoot them, or run them off the road.
    
    ...and not being able to spend enough quality time with my girls.
    ....having to include other fuckin people, when all I'm trying to do is get some quality time in with MY GIRLS!
    ...Having to come up with dumb ass motherfuckin excuses, so I can spend some quality time WITH MY GIRLS! FUUUCK!!
16. 2015-11-04 at 8:18 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    People who walk slowly in the middle of paths so you can't get past them.
17. 2015-11-05 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    youre doing it wrong
    
    to keep your blood pressure down when something...or someone...does something annoying you perform acts that cause bodily damage upon them.
    
    this has the opposite effect and keeps your blood pressure low and satiates your stress hormone levels
    
    like a stress squeeze ball...only more fun