The turkey was dry, so I pissed on it...

1. 2015-11-26 at 9:46 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ^ lifeprotip
2. 2015-11-26 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #2
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   Pics or it didn't happen
3. 2015-11-28 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #3
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Your girlfriends pussy was so dry I had to pee in her but just to get her wet.