Holy fuck, I was an autist.

1. 2018-08-08 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita I was wrong.
   
   I genuinely admit I was wrong.

   
   You should probably get used to saying this pretty often considering you impregnated a one-night stand from Tinder.
2. 2018-08-08 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #82
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala You should probably get used to saying this pretty often considering you impregnated a one-night stand from Tinder.

   
   how was she a one night stand if our first date didn't even involve kissing, you ugly fat bitch
3. 2018-08-08 at 3:24 PM UTC

   #83
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Um doesn't sound like much of a date...
4. 2018-08-08 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #84
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   When I take a girl out for the first date I try to do something like skydiving or rock climbing, or even just taking an elevator to the top floor of a building. Anything to symbolically let her know that it's all downhill from there.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Zanick, 
   • kroz
5. 2018-08-08 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ When I take a girl out for the first date I try to do something like skydiving or rock climbing, or even just taking an elevator to the top floor of a building. Anything to symbolically let her know that it's all downhill from there.

   
   Try muff diving, they love that.
6. 2018-08-08 at 8:21 PM UTC

   #86
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by NARCassist what the fuck did you even say there? you fucking retard.
   
   
   
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   you mad queermo?
7. 2018-08-08 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #87
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Enterita I knew that argument was coming, and was going to pre-empt it to speed this shit up. The only reason it would grow up into a "filthy handsome and well tanned individual" is because of the society it grows up in. BUT YEAH LET'S KILL IT IN ADVANCE. THAT'LL LEARN IT.
   
   Have you ever actually met black people. Or do you just read about how bad they are on /pol/.

   
   thiss as retarded as saying that lions conceived and born in captivity in zoos dont lions.
   
   and that chimps bread in captivity dont chimp out.
8. 2018-08-08 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #88
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   chimp bread....delicious
9. 2018-08-08 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #89
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try muff diving, they love that.

   
   Muff diving while sky diving. It's been done.