Just told my buddy that I'm suicidal and he's a total asshole about it

1. 2016-07-02 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You have never once postd a good advice or something helpful that was not forum related. Everytime you try to speak about the outside world people look at eachother asking themselves what the fuck you are talking about. Before they start laughing at your expense.
   
   You seriously posted a thread about 'hacking' payphones in 2014. You've lost all touch with reality. Stop starring into a screen for 20 hours a day and live the last couple of years of your life, buddy.
   
   Can you still get an erection, Spectral. Be honest.
   
   
2. 2016-07-02 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Well, you're the one advertizing for attention on teh Interbuttz, not me.

   Why is a thread about being suicidal always "for attention" and other threads aren't? I always try to catch the attention of my readership no matter the topic.
   
   Oh, I get it. This is personal and since you don't have a personality outside of "-SpectraL, the dude who rants about long gone internet forums" you have absolutely nothing to offer at all and get scared.
   
   You are about 90 years old now and nothing but a disappointment on all levels. Stop it.
3. 2016-07-02 at 2 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When I die and reach those pearly gates, the first question I'll have is "what was the deal with -SpectraL? Was he a troll or what?"
4. 2016-07-02 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #44
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Every bit of advice I've given over the years has been bang on. You guys are just jealous, because you're still young and have little life experience.
   
   C'mon. Admit it.
5. 2016-07-02 at 8:20 PM UTC

   #45
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Every bit of advice I've given over the years has been bang on. You guys are just jealous, because you're still young and have little life experience.
   
   C'mon. Admit it.

   
   Just because you have lived more life does not mean you have more experience or wisdom in a given area. I'm not necessarily refuting your claim, but your logic is flawed.
6. 2016-07-02 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #46
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Have you ever tried ketamine for depression? You only need a low dose. Seriously, just take some until I can post something better (keep skipping sleep).
7. 2016-07-02 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Every bit of advice I've given over the years has been bang on. You guys are just jealous, because you're still young and have little life experience.
   
   C'mon. Admit it.

   
   "I've literally never been wrong" --spectroll
8. 2016-07-02 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #48
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   "I've literally never been wrong" –spectroll

   
   Sure, I've been wrong a couple of times, but it's extremely rare.
   
   
9. 2016-07-02 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #49
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   "I've literally never been wrong" –spectroll

   
   would use that as a signature if I was the kind of homosexical that used a signature
10. 2016-07-02 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    LOL
    
    judging by his pay, spectral's 'painting' is probably code for handjobs or something
    
    risir you can crash on my couch if you find yourself in Australia, no rape implied

    You can totally fuck my ass the. No rape implied.
    
    Can I sleep on Dildog's couch?
11. 2016-07-02 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Have you ever tried ketamine for depression? You only need a low dose. Seriously, just take some until I can post something better (keep skipping sleep).

    I think I have at Raves mixed with all the other drugs but never on its own. I've done and loved MXE, though.
    
    It didn't influence me in a significant longlasting way, sadly. What about you?
12. 2016-07-03 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #52
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha you guys are funny.
13. 2016-07-03 at 2:34 AM UTC

    #53
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    Would you trade lives with §m£ÂgØL?
14. 2016-07-03 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That would be awful. You really realize how lucky you are when you compare your shit to §m£ÂgØL's.
15. 2016-07-03 at 11:31 AM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Would you trade lives with §m£ÂgØL?

    Bro...
16. 2016-07-05 at 1:27 AM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    [Edit:sorry about that, risir]
    
    While i hope that you don't take that route, i also know that nothing i could say or do would change your mind if you were intent on it.
    
    But i would certainly understand if you did.
    
    Mental health treatment can help if you are five seconds away from doing it, but for the love of God don't depend on them. They're fucking idiots.
    
    He probably either thought you were joking, or has felt the same way and just said the first thing that came to his mind in order to cover his own ass.
    
    Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-04-04T07:46:16.765030+00:00
17. 2016-07-05 at 10:46 AM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I thanked everyone in this thread, though. Next time instead of taking a picture of your cool gun, pull the trigger on it you fucking bitch.
    
    That's the first thing that came to my mind. I'm working on being positive, though. Thank you for your (passive aggressive) contribution, my friend.
    
    :)