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Do you take the TP rolls from your hotel rooms?

  1. 2018-08-06 at 12:14 PM UTC
    #41
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    No, I get mine from work...in a weekend diarrhea emergency I'll have to actually go buy some.
  2. 2018-08-06 at 12:18 PM UTC
    #42
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader really ???

    do you not know used hotel towels are full of cum and semen stains ???

    have you never put them under the black lights ???

    you're an idiot.

    I wash them in bleach and dry them on 'high' then use them to dry my car or clean spills or as padding when moving something
  3. 2018-08-06 at 12:21 PM UTC
    #43
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader really ???

    do you not know used hotel towels are full of cum and semen stains ???

    have you never put them under the black lights ???

    Have you ever smiled and shown your teeth under a black light?...
  4. 2018-08-06 at 7:38 PM UTC
    #44
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock you're an idiot.

    I wash them in bleach and dry them on 'high' then use them to dry my car or clean spills or as padding when moving something

    well if your comfortable with that, i guess ok then.

    but its still there.
  5. 2018-08-06 at 7:38 PM UTC
    #45
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever smiled and shown your teeth under a black light?…

    no.
  6. 2018-08-06 at 7:43 PM UTC
    #46
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader no.

    Try it, you'll see them glow...because of all the semen.
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  7. 2018-08-06 at 8:30 PM UTC
    #47
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try it, you'll see them glow…because of all the semen.

    nope, i use colgate, which they advertised as being able to clean those up.
  8. 2018-08-06 at 8:31 PM UTC
    #48
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Colgate is made using whale semen.
  9. 2018-08-06 at 8:37 PM UTC
    #49
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Colgate is made using whale semen.

    whale sperm is actually a delicacy.
  10. 2018-08-06 at 8:38 PM UTC
    #50
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader whale sperm is actually a delicacy.

    Then you better suck down on my Moby Dick.
  11. 2018-08-06 at 8:43 PM UTC
    #51
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then you better suck down on my Moby Dick.

    why does it rhymes nicely with tiny dick ????
  12. 2018-08-06 at 8:49 PM UTC
    #52
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  13. 2018-08-06 at 8:51 PM UTC
    #53
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Enough of your homoerotic intrigue Benny.
  14. 2018-08-06 at 9:54 PM UTC
    #54
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader whale sperm is actually a delicacy.

    my sperm is even more of a delicacy.

    have some.
  15. 2018-08-07 at 6:06 AM UTC
    #55
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock my sperm is even more of a delicacy.

    have some.

    thats a moby dick.
  16. 2018-08-07 at 10:40 PM UTC
    #56
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Colgate is made using whale semen.

    Yeah, I dont think so

    Colgate used to be made of micro size bits of beach sand but now they take all of those bottles floating in the ocean and grind them down to micronic size beads of plastic. too small for the naked eye to see.. and the paste is an algae (food) based product. then flavoring and of course they use chlorine gas to bleach it and steralize it and they add flouride. there are other chemicals too.

    doesn't it give both active and inactive ingredience? they showed this on TLC or History chan once.
  17. 2018-08-07 at 10:46 PM UTC
    #57
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try it, you'll see them glow…because of all the semen.

    That made me laugh out loud; old asian man shreiked.

    lol;oams

    Originally posted by infinityshock you're an idiot.

    I wash them in bleach and dry them on 'high' then use them to dry my car or clean spills or as padding when moving something


    Oh, I forgot to add.. I didn't keep taking the white towels over and over to keep, I took 2 first, then another 2, and was spending like 5-6 bucks to clean the fuckers in bleach.. plus they made my car smell dank (cause I lived in it, and if the expensive ass driers didn't work.. I hung them over the seats until they dried properly)

    so I was like "Fuck am I washing these fuckers for. they take up an entire load (huge towels at Marriott)

    so I just would use them at the health club (Gym for us older dudes) and then just throw them in the closet (but find the maid cart and grab 2 more and the 2 in the room) when I would rent another room during the weekend for a proper downtime and what felt like a real home to bathe in. Even though it's filled with nasty ass Gay and Old Man Seamen.. prolly.
  18. 2018-08-07 at 10:53 PM UTC
    #58
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    True thing

    This is really old schoolyard idioms.

    Tea Pee for my Bunghole.. seriouslly.. I remember a dude in 8th grade in the 1970s say this all the time.

    the other one from Beavis and Butthead was going to the Chinese restaurants and ordering Pork Buns but the chinese woman always daid Bung. Pork-a-Bung with a slight "ah" at the end

    we would say Pork Bung all the time. But Mike Judge is from texas. unless he just happened to live in the bay area and picked it up.

    my guess is that even though texas is only 800 miles from LA to at least the tip of texas. idiotic school idioms had probably transfered with students like this 8th grade kid I then grew up with (I mean I met him while I was in the 7th or 8th grade)


    Anyways notice these things in cartoons?
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